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"Shouldn't have had that curried cauliflower soup..."
'Your digestive problems are caused by parasites called 'giardia' and my high fee is caused my parasites called 'malpractice lawyers'.'
"The birthday cake gave me terrible heartburn."
"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"
"That was a shoe squeak!"
Break Bread, Not Wind.
"Large coffee and three bran muffins...hopefully to go!"
'Oh that's actually for here, not to go.'
How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".
Irritable Vowel Syndrome
Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...
"It says here you've been experiencing peels of thunderâ�¦"
"I've invented underwear that silences flatulence, thus providing plausible deniability."
"This asks if I have "excessive gas". What constitutes "excessive?"
Irritable Owl Syndrome
"I ate something that strongly disagreed with me!"
"You should try taking smaller bites!"
'We'll run a few tests, but it's probably just gas.'
"It says that flatulence can prevent dementia."
"How's your digestion?"
"Did the Doctor give you anything for your wind?"
"So, that was a gastropub...well, the were right about the gas part!"
"Fred, here's a catalog of bathroom fixtures. You're on page 5."