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'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'
"But what ever possessed you to become a gastroenterologist?"
'Your problem is keeping things down. I want you to take this one pill four times a day.'
'Chief say he eat to many beans.'
Everyone has a good novel inside them.
'I have a friend who says his business has never been better. . . but then, he's a gastroenterologist!'
'Was that you?'
'I've got acid indigestion.'
'Don't eat so fast.' - 'I want to finish before I lose my appetite.'
'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'
Kitty Business man, In Out boxes.
"Large coffee and three bran muffins...hopefully to go!"
"Coffee goes right thru me."
'You swallowed a giant gum ball!? You know that never leaves your system, right?'
'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'
'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'
Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.
'Mom, how does the digestive system work?'
'No wonder you're backed up.The box says 'ear', not 'rear!'
'Good-bye gum, you've been a great friend these last seven years.'
"That's our Gastro Specialist."
'That's the LAST piece of furniture you need.'
"There's 20 billion of us crammed into our capsule world, who's for burrowing south to freedom?"
"It says that flatulence can prevent dementia."