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"Amazing. Their entire economy was based on gift cards."
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"I'm still trying to find my niche."
Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.
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"I smell petroleum reserves."
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"Mommy, Mommy—Skippy's found Daddy!"
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"I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."
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'I bet he buried something really big there.'
'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'
'I want to thank you for all the business you've brought us.'
'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'
Sign on door of gardening company: Digging up some lunch.
'OK, dig that one up' Identifying weeds on her computer.
Drilling the pavement.
'We've found a woman from the fifth century b.c. and above her an early patio.'
'Sometimes you gotta stop & dig up roses.'
'That wasn't necessary, Mr. Carney, we make house calls.'
'...In other news, archaeologists today dug up yet another Clinton scandal....'
'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'