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Man has his fingers taken off by a hand dryer.
"It did all that with only two thumbs."
'Don't tell me how to work safely! I've been at this job for over five years!'
"I could have sworn my room mate said, bowl of bananas.
'We're sorry, the number you dialed is no longer in service. Please check your head and dial again. . .'
"You will be the man responsible for our digital content."
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Getrude slowly realized her career in the family store might be terribly short...
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'I had an awful dream last night - I had ten fingers but no thumbs.'
'Well my Mom made me wear it, so she could distinguish me from six when we're jumping.'
'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'
"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet...'
'It's not fair. The keypads get smaller and my fingers get fatter.'
'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'
With these ten digits I will be able to keep you busy with homework for the entire school year.
'Ashley Cooper's Toe Truck.'
The boy with six toes: 'Hey! What about this other piggy?'
King of the caveman accountants: 'And I have 12 toes!'
'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'
Robot asking for money in bar code language.
A finger bowl.
'It's the latest in digit remotes!'
'It's called a digital watch.'