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Introducing: The Business Café- The only high-finance theme restaurant started by three top moguls.
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'Your table is almost ready.'
'The food is terrible! I won't eat it! Get the Manager!'
'Tell Luigi to be a lottle more careful with the pepper.'
'You cook just like my mother. Lousy!'
Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.
Fish squirts man who chose it as his meal.
'We don't have any specials today. However, all entrees featuring ingredients known to cause cancer in laboratory animals are half price.
'I'm eating for two now.'
'Now that, my dear James, is what I call a Dog's Breakfast...'
'He was letting the wine breathe. But it got a whiff of his cologne and suddenly died.'
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'Just give him the tip, Harold.'
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"Our ancestors clawed their way to the top of the food chain for THIS??!"
'My name is Flint, and I'm your waiter tonight, and I don't suffer fools gladly.'
'...may I suggest that you stick to the English version of the menu!' - Man accidently orders a turbo-charged wheel barrow with a flat tyre filled with nuclear waste.
Now that, my dear James, is what I call a Dog's Breakfast...
'No more wine for me thanks Dan. That first glass went straight to my head.'
'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'
'Ask Hodges to pass the salt dear.'
'Well, if you're in such a hurry, why did you order snails?'
You may already be a dinner.
'Any chance I can charge this to my student loan?'
'Unless you rob a bank or get a raise in the next 5 minutes, there's nothing here we can afford.'
'Sir, do you wish to be seated in the ambiance, or non-ambience section?'