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"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"
Tags:sandwich, sandwiches, coffee, coffees, lunch, lunches, lunch break, lunch breaks, order, orders, ordering, co-worker, co-workers, colleague, colleagues, option, options, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, fancy restaurant, inedible, inedible food, hipster, hipsters, fine dining, cuisine, preference, preferences, simple food, simple foods, comfort food, comfort foods
"Keep pushing - I can see the baby's head!"
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Munch in Manhattan
Tags:munch, edvard munch, scream, screams, screaming, the scream, waiter, waiters, waiting tables, menu, menus, order, orders, ordering, restaurant, restaurants, customer service, dinner, eat outeats out, eating out, dine, dines, dining, fine dining, horror, horrify, horrifies, horrifying, introvert, introverts, introversion, shy, shyness, overwhelm, overwhelms, overwhelming
"Do you want that with or without angioplasty?"
Tags:angioplasty, heart surgery, fat, saturated fat, fats, unhealthy, cholesterol, service, fitness, dining, dines, businessmen, businessman, heart attack, heart attacks, coronary heart disease, cardiac arrest, angioplasties, operation, operations, operating, medical, medicine, stent, stents, mesh, meshes, fatty, greasy, diner, booth, killer
"You're the only one in here who had to ask for a knife and fork."
Tags:knife, knives, silverware, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, table manners, manners, bad manners, lion, lions, kill, kills, killing, zebra, zebras, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, spectacle, public spectacle, public spectacles, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, stand out, stands out, standing out, chew, chews, chewing, loud chewer, loud chewers, loud chewing
Tags:diner, diners, dining, dines, dessert, desserts, cake, cakes, pie, pies, display, displays, display cases, display case, rotate, rotating, rotates, revolving, revolves, revolving door, revolving doors, revolved, surreal, surrealist, bizarre, surrealism, american diner, 50s diner, 1950s, fifties, restaurant
"What in the world is that?"
Tags:home cooking, cooks, cooked, cooker, home cooked, home-cooking, home-cooked, urban, metropolitan, metropolitans, cosmopolitan, cosmopolitans, metropolitan elite, metropolitan elites, urban, urbanite, restaurant, restaurants, out of touch, out-of-touch, eating out, food, foods, dining, dine, dines, cook, cooking, cooked, modern life, modern-life, millenials
"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."
Tags:chinese menu, chinese menus, fax, faxes, fax machine, fax machines, advertise, advertises, advertising, advert, adverts, intrusive, intruding, dine, dines, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, takeout, takeouts, take out, take out place, take out places, menu, menus, door-to-door, modern life, modern times
"It's Sunday, and I'm Brunch!"
"Now if I were Oveta Culp Hobby..."
"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"
Tags:thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, dinner, dining, dine, dines, cooking, cookery, cook, cooks, cooked, couple, couples, meal, meals, gathering, family gathering, family gatherings, family, family meal, preparation, preparations, prepare, preparing, prepares, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food blogging, kitchen, kitchens, eating, drinking, drink, drinks, relaxation, holiday, holidays, celebration, celebrations, celebrating, married life, marriage, married, turkey, turkeys, basting, basted
'Your table is almost ready.'
Soft music, candlelight and cheese. Could be a trap.
"Sorry about the wait. The server's down."
Now On Your Grocer's Shelf.
Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.
Tags:pizza, pizzas, cheese, cheeses, mozerella, cheddar, cheddars, extra, over the top, ott, ton of cheese, overloaded, overload, pizzeria, pizza parlor, pizza parlors, dining, dines, dinner, dine, stuffed crust, stuffed-crust, stuffed crusts, stuffed-crusts, menu, menus, cheese lovers, cheese-lovers, cheese lover, cheese-lover
'I take it sir is ready to order?'
Runner buys ice cream during race.
"What beautiful asparagus!"
"Let me guess, separate checks?"
Three family members imagine themselves to be cartoons.
Tags:cartoons, family, families, sitcom, sitcoms, sit-com, sit-coms, situation comedy, situation comedies, family dinner, family dinners, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, archetype, archetypes, archetypal, dine, dines, dinner, dinners, family dinner, family dinners, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, pigeonhole, pigeonholes, pigeon hole, pigeon holes
Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room
Tags:terror, fear, feared, scared, scary, horror, horrors, threat, threatened, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, modern, modern life, modern fear, fears, first world problems, first world, first-world, problems, problem, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dinner, dine, dines, dining experience, fine dining, entertainment, food, eating out, eating, foodie, food lover, stress, stressed
"We got that nasty appendix out Mr. Arnold and I hope you don't mind, but we took a couple of spare ribs as well.
Tags:doctor, doctors, medicine, operation, pig, appendix, spare rib, spare ribs, appendectomy, appendectomies, appendix out, appendixes out, appendix, vestigial organ, vestigial organs, cheek, shock, admission, dinner, medical misadventure, post op, hospital, pork, pork rib, pork ribs, eat, eats, eating, dine, dines, dining, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations
Birds screech at a man while he eats eggs.