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"Fresh sprinkles for your ice cream?"
Tags:ice cream, sprinkle, sprinkles, pepper grinder, pepper grinders, fresh pepper, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, upscale, diner, diners, dining, eat out, eats out, dine out, dines out, dining out, pepper mill, pepper mills, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, tableside, waiter, waiters, waiting tables, front of house, front of house service, front of house services
"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."
Tags:line, lines, queue, queues, queuing, trend, trends, trendy, trendy restaurant, trendy restaurants, eat, eats, eat out, eating out, dine out, dines out, dining out, popular, popularity, reputation, reputations, hot spot, hot spots, date, date night, date nights, wait time, wait times, waiting, wait, waits, long wait, long waits, hipster, hipsters, foodie, foodies, gourmet, diner, diners, dining, gourmets
"Orthopaedic Surgeon are we? Well, you'll enjoy our spare ribs as starters followed by a main course of either Leg of Lamb, Shoulder of Pork, or Neck Chops."
Tags:orthopedic, orthopedics, orthopaedic, orthopaedics, orthopedic surgeon, orthopedic surgeons, orthopaedic surgeon, orthopaedic surgeons, orthopaedic surgery, orthopaedic surgeries, orthopedic surgery, orthopedic surgeries, spare rib, spare ribs, dine out, dines out, dining out, eating out, injury, injuries
You've got to quit sneaking up on us like that!"
Tags:ostrich, ostriches, head in the sand, myth, myths, heads in the sand, startle, startles, startling, startled, scare, scares, scared, scaring, sneaking up, sneaked up, sneak up, sneaks up, waiter, waiters, dining out, dine out, dines out, eating out, eat out, eats out, fancy dinner, fancy dinners
"They're doing wonderful things with food I hate."
Tags:fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, molecular gastronomy, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, restaurant, restaurants, dine out, dines out, dining out, eat out, eats out, eating out, preference, preferences, simple food, simple foods, meat and potatoes, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, respect, respects, respectful, compliment, compliments, backhanded, hated food, hated foods, least favorite food, least favorite foods, dislike, dislikes, disliking, snob, snobs, snobby, overpriced, customer satisfaction
"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"
Tags:pretentious, pretentiousness, restaurant, restaurants, eat out, eats out, eating out, dine out, dines out, dining out, concept, concepts, dining concept, dining concepts, wacky, off the wall, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, inconvenient, inconvenience, cuisine, cuisines, waiter, waiters, waiting tables, gimmick, gimmicks, gimmickry, overcomplicated, overcomplicate, overcomplicates
The Shakespeares Dine Out.
Tags:food guide, food guides, restaurant guide, restaurant guides, eat out, eats out, eating out, dine out, dines out, dining out, dog, dogs, dog food, kibble, biscuit, zagat rating, zagat rating, upper class, upper classes, dog food, fancy, fancy food, cuisine, food snob, food snobs, foodie, foodies
Tags:organic, organic food, waiter, waiters, robot, robots, robotics, cyborg, cyborgs, order, orders, ordering, dine out, dines out, dining out, food allergy, food allergies, allergy, allergies, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, preference, preferences, health food, health foods, limitation, limitations
Adam and Eve and Scott
Tags:waiter, waiters, waiting tables, pepper, pepper grinder, pepper grinders, fresh pepper, peppermill, pepper mill, salad, salads, service, restaurant, restaurants, tree of knowledge, fruit of knowledge, tempt, tempts, tempting, temptations, intrusive, annoying, irritating, interrupt, interrupts, interrupting, interruption, interruptions, eat out, eats out, eating out, dine out, dines out, dining out, bad service, overzealous, wait staff, waiting staff, front of house staff
"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."
Tags:ambiance, candle, candles, charge, extra charge, extra charges, hidden fee, hidden fees, extra cost, extra costs, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, candle, candles, payment, payments, wait staff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, maitre d', fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, dine out, dines out, dining out
"You see, you've got to keep them on their toes."
Tags:waiter, waiters, food service, server, servers, insult, insults, insulting, know your place, knowing your place, rude, diner, diners, dining, eat out, eats out, eating out, dining out, dine out, dines out, service, front of house, front of house staff, rude customer, rude customers, revenge, get revenge, take revenge
"That'll teach you to order in French."
"Well, you call it 'classic corn chowder'. I call it a cleanse."
"The special is eggs, bacon and toast? Do you know the definition of 'special?'"
Tags:special, specials, special meal, special meals, dish, dishes, diner, diners, dining, eating out, eat out, eats out, dine out, dines out, dining out, egg, eggs, bacon, toast, definition, definitions, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, unrealistic expectations, breakfast, breakfasts, brekkie
"Our security cameras just caught you frowning for an instant. Would you plead take a short online survey telling us way?"
Tags:customer service, customer services, wait staff, waiting staff, waiter, waiters, server, servers, overzealous, overzealousness, online survey, online surveys, intrude, intrudes, intruding, intrusive, security, security camera, security cameras, frown, frowns, frowning, meal, meals, eat out, eating out, dine out, dines out, dining out, eats out, concern, concerns, concerned
"It's your birthday, dear. Pick out a big one."
Tags:birthday, birthdays, shark, sharks, lobsters, lobster, live lobster, live lobsters, eating out, dining out, dine out, dines out, eats out, eat out, restaurant, special occasions, special occasion, dinner, dinners, lobster dinner, lobster dinners, celebration, celebrations, fine dining, dining, treat, treats, extravagant, extravagance
"Can I try your chicken?"
Tags:taste, tastes, tasting, share food, shares food, sharing food, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, greedy, greed, greediness, hungry, hunger, hungers, couple, couples, eating out, dining out, dine out, dines out, restaurant, taste your food, tasting your food, big plate, big plates, big portion, big portions
"I see you've finished your meal, sir. Can I get you anything else?... Coffee? Brandy? A doctor?"
Tags:big meal, big meals, greedy, big eater, big eaters, dining out, dine out, dines out, portion size, portion sizes, large portion size, large portions sizes, huge portion, huge portions, judgment, judgments, judgement, judgements, judgemental, judgmental, waiter, waiters, restaurant, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, haute cuisine, food poisoning, food poisoned
'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'
'...and, after the chef's surprise, we have the cashier's surprise.'
"You know we could have eaten the same food at home for less than a fourth of the cost...so I guess the sixty-two fifty was so you didn't have to wash the dishes!"