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'Excuse me, do these stairs go up or down?'
'We'd like to take out $20 and we want it all in ones.'
'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'
'Do you realize we could be waiting in line at the restaurant by now, Patty?'
'For tax purposes. . . we can deduct our $7.00 dinners on our tax return. . . the food wasn't worth $7.00. . . they only gave me one scoop of corn.'
'I've never heard of this movie. . . it must be good 'cause there's only one copy left on the shelf, Burl.'
'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'
'Oh no! Here comes our insurance guy! He's 3 minutes early for our appointment.'
'I don't trust carry-out food. . . when you find a hair in my cooking, you don't hafta worry about where it came from!'
'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'
'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'
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'Timmy! Stop jumping on Penny's couch!. . . It's cheap!'
'Why do you have safety decals on your mirror, Ma?'
'You misspelled 'Gonna' Verl. . . there's two 'n's' in it.'
'I love your new perm, Marlene! It's a lot tighter this time.'
'I plan on wearing it on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and New Year's Eve.'
'Dad! Don't honk at that poor kid! He's just tryin' to get his bike up onto the sidewalk.'
'We finally got an anti-theft safe for all of our most valuable curios. . . so if you want to view them, just ask Burl or me.'
'Happy New Year! I'd like to propose a toast to all our friends and neighbors who we didn't invite.'
'They're call 'spotters', Verl. They make sure she doesn't cheat.'
'According to the bottle, these are 24-hour pain reliever pills that will kill pain before you realize you're feeling pain, and. . .'
'I love my shredder, they're great for bills, too.'
'Wow! Thanks, Joy! Two gift certificates for dinner at Maudlins!'
'Burl always has to walk around the house when he brushes his teeth. . . he can't sit still for a minute.'
'No. . . it's too distracting. . . people are more comfortable with the T.V. on, Joy. Remember, we haven't seen some of these people for a long time.'