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"I can't believe Eric just went and helped himself to our dinghy!"
'You know what your problem is, Bob? You need to stop dreaming about cold beers and beautiful women and LIVE IN THE MOMENT!'
Common Sense Boat (sign upside-down).
"By the way, if I don't make it I'd like a burial at sea."
The Reigning King of Downplay
"They don't look like an endangered species."
Mark tries out his new wake board.
"Sure, that's right. Blame the pineapple."
Tags:pineapple, pineapples, prickly, lifeboat, lifeboats, dinghy, dinghies, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, castaway, castaways, blame, blaming, accident, accidents, guilt, guilty, puncture, punctures, life raft, life rafts, responsibility, taking responsibility, taking blame, scapegoat, scapegoats, racism
Fisherman gets pulled overboard by a giant tentacle.
Tags:fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, fisher man, fisher men, angler, anglers, angling, rowboat, rowboats, dinghy, dinghies, boat, boats, tentacle, tentacles, octopus, octopuses, squid, giant squid, giant octopus, giant tentacle, giant tentacles, hazard, hazards, hazardous, monster, monsters, sea monster, sea monsters
"It's not what you think. My family is on the yacht and I needed a little Me Time."
Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.
A man relaxes in a folding chair on the back of a whale.
"Things could have been worse. I could've invited my friends."
'Stealin' my stash again, eh Wanda? Well, I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly... Perhaps she'll die.'
Tags:frog, frogs, toad, toads, fly, flies, boat, boats, dinghy, dinghies, abandon, abandoned, abandons, abandoning, stuck, rubber, rubbers, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, swallow, swallows, swallowing, swallower, swallowers, die, dies, dying, hungry, hunger, starving, starve, starves, starvation, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I'm beginning to think this lake is devoid of life!"
Tags:fishermen, fisherman, fish, fishes, fishing, lake, lakes, monster, monsters, swamp creature, swamp creatures, creature, creatures, movie monster, movie monsters, film monster, film monsters, surprise, surprises, surprising, water monster, water monsters, fishing boat, fishing boats, dinghy, dinghies, horror movie, horror movies, horror classic, horror classics
Wave caused by whale going to drown environmentalists
"Just be glad we had the boat on the roof!"
A Mother-to-be Boat wearing a Baby arrow here T-shirt saying Dinghy
'A ship! We're saved!'
'We've had so many funerals - we've run out of ships.'
Clinker Built Dinghy Made Entirely of Custard