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"Oh, dear, I just set the table for two!"
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"Hold that afterthought!"
"Your faucet is running."
Tags:idle thought, idle thoughts, mind, wander, wanders, wandering, pay attention, paying attention, faucet, leak, leaks, leaky, brain, brains, mental image, mental images, chitchat, chit-chat, chat, chats, chatting, ignore, ignores, ignoring, drip, drips, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, thoughtless, daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, dinner date, dinner dates
The Story of Oh
"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."
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"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."
Tags:dinner and a movie, dinner date, dinner dates, bad food, italian food, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates, disappoint, disappoints, disappointing, disappointment, disappointments, italian, eat out, eats out, eating out, standard, unexciting, bore, bores, boring, unexceptional, unremarkable, letdown, letdowns
"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."
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"It comes with a small Greek salad."
The Heimlich Maneuver
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'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'
"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."
"Candice, your eyes are like two crystal-blue pools of habitual judgment."
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"She's expecting you."
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"Why don't you go back to your house for dessert and coffee?"
Tags:date, dates, bad date, bad dates, reject, rejected, rejection, rejections, restaurant, eating out, dining out, dinner date, dinner dates, dessert, desserts, second course, third course, three course meal, introvert, introverts, unsocial, antisocial, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, splitups, separation, separations
The Bare Minimum
"Did you know 'fajitas' is Spanish for 'tiny girdles'?"
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'How was the Feng shui? What I thought was an invite for Chinese food turned out to be a night of rearranging furniture.'
"I was Mrs. Webb in my high-school production of 'Our Town.' Who were you?"
"Good news! I'm renewing our relationship for a second season."
"Im not vegan because I love animals, I'm vegan because I hate plants."
"Betty, am I just a sequel?"
Tags:modern life, date, dates, relationship, couple, couples, dinner date, dinner dates, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, rebound, rebounds, re-bound, re-bounds, second best, sloppy seconds, sequel, sequels, movie sequel, movie sequels, film, films, movie, movies, film industry, movie industry, bad sequel, bad sequels, doubt, doubting, insecure, insecurity, feeling insecure
"I hope this note is a good indication as to how my case is going...the jury foreman asked me out to dinner!"
"Do you see us as a movie or a play?"
'And another thing, why can't you get GPs to do house calls any more?'
"If you won't let me pay for dinner, at least let me pay for sex later."
Tags:polite, politeness, date, dates, gentleman, gentlemen, pay for sex, paying for sex, chivalry, chivalrous, pay for dinner, paying for dinner, feminist, feminists, feminism, pay, pays, paying, dinner date, dinner dates, social etiquette, date night, date nights, expectation, expectations, patriarchy, patriarchal