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'No, It's not last years leftovers.'
'Soup of the day.' 'Cream of Monday.'
'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'
'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.' Fly fisherman.
"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."
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NBC unveils its new spin-off series: 'High School Fear Factor.'
'He says he doesn't give a toss about Jamie Oliver but, if you can get Kylie Minogue to approve it, he'll eat it.'
Cafeteria lady interviews.
"Get plenty of beans ready, here comes the wind section."
'We'd like you to put together a spreadsheet listing how many sugars we each have.'
"Podge is stocking up ahead of the dinner ladies strike."
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'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.
'This place looks good - all the sumo wrestlers eat here.'
'Today's specials are some wonderful things the chef does with 'Hungry Man Dinners'.'
'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'
'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'
'Today's special is we'll bring in a meal from any other restaurant in the neighborhood.'
'Possum Helper' added to food.
'What's this...white beetroot? They stain your teeth, so I soaked them in bleach overnight.'
'No chips thank you, just a nourishing salad...'
Catering for a large family.
'Economizing on the alphabet soup? There's only one letter.'
'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'
'Watermelon - a fruit to eat, drink and wash your ears with.'