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'No, It's not last years leftovers.'
'Soup of the day.' 'Cream of Monday.'
'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'
'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.' Fly fisherman.
NBC unveils its new spin-off series: 'High School Fear Factor.'
"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."
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'He says he doesn't give a toss about Jamie Oliver but, if you can get Kylie Minogue to approve it, he'll eat it.'
Cafeteria lady interviews.
"Get plenty of beans ready, here comes the wind section."
Woman serving tea from a huge barbecue-like teacup.
'We'd like you to put together a spreadsheet listing how many sugars we each have.'
"Podge is stocking up ahead of the dinner ladies strike."
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'Today's special is we'll bring in a meal from any other restaurant in the neighborhood.'
'Possum Helper' added to food.
'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.
'This place looks good - all the sumo wrestlers eat here.'
'Today's specials are some wonderful things the chef does with 'Hungry Man Dinners'.'
'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'
'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'
'What's this...white beetroot? They stain your teeth, so I soaked them in bleach overnight.'
'No chips thank you, just a nourishing salad...'
Catering for a large family.
'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'
'I caught this industrial spy in the canteen. He was gagging.'