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"No more sugar maples till you finish your evergreen!"
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"Remember, it's not enough to say what's great about mac'n'cheese. We've got to to negative on tuna noodle casserole."
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A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.
"Kids! No watching Bobby Flay before Mommy cooks dinner!"
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"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"
"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."
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Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook
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"And then Joel didn't come in today, soI had to do all his pillaging."
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"Can I nuke something for you?"
"Does anything die and become dessert?"
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"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"
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"It's better than my mother's cooking but not as good as my first wife's."
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"Must you tell us what our daily share of the national debt is every time we sit down to dinner?"
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Dinnertime at the Coprophagists
'No phone calls, please, until you've used up all of your dinnertime minutes.'
Recipes from The I-Seriously-Don't-Care Cookbook.
"Do we want to be members of a small, elite club of families willing to respond to insurance-survey questions during dinnertime?"
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"Oh, I'll eat it, but I sure as heck won't wag my tail..."
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'I hope you all like stuffing.'
"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."
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"All this talk of Viagra and penile implants reminds me of a charming story about my own penis."
A man waits near a sign outside his kitchen that reads "Please wait to be seated" while his wife prepares dinner.
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'Oh good! This city has an after dinner toothpick!'
"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"
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"You do like octopus?"
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