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"If you're strict vegetarians, I recommend the catch-and-release of the day."
'The food is terrible! I won't eat it! Get the Manager!'
"So tell me more about your job."
'My last relationship was too complicated.'
"Are you still deciding?"
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'You cook just like my mother. Lousy!'
'I take it sir is ready to order?'
"Are we going to do the five second rule?"
"Do you mind? We're trying to eat."
"We don't have any booths, but there's room at a communal table..."
'Harold, stop playing with your food!'
'Thank goodness you made it! What are we going to have for dinner?'
'Does 'Turn and Burn' refer to hurrying us out of here or the French toast?'
'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'
A snowman is about to eat his nose.
The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...
'I've never been served penguin en croute before is it a new line at the supermarket?'
'Artichokes are the only vegetables where you end up with more than you started with.'
'Can't we have onions instead? I'm sick of leeks.'
'Our chicken patties are beef and pork.'
At the end of a meal, Maude always has a dessert wine. Maude says: 'Oh Please can I have the chocolate pud! Pleeeeeaaase!'
A slap-up meal.