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'So we've had a long hot spell, what's the worst that could happen?'
'I'm not saying you wouldn't try to do the right thing in an emergency, it's just. . . look at your freaky little arms.'
'You ask him to leave.'
'If we had forearms and the cranial capacity to do it, I'd build a resort right here.'
'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'
'Vicious, intelligent and ruthless? Certainly. But I think my biggest asset is that I'm a survivor!'
'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'
"Has anyone seen my therapist?"
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"Another birthday. I feel like a dinosaur."
"Where's the filling?"
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"Would a bunny suit have made a difference?"
"I think the return of the pterodactyls is a little ominous!"
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"You're a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and there's a large asteroid headed for your planet."
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"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"
"I'm a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and I'm no herbivore."
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A dinosaur looks into a mailbox
Despite its name, the Thesaurus was quite often at a loss for words.
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"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."
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"Your ancestors ruled the Earth, Mr. Tucker - you're gonna have to ease up a bit!"
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"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."
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"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"
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"Ichthyosaurs are all gone, mosasaurs are gone, pterosaurs are gone. There's none of the old crowd left."
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"Oops. Oops. Oops."