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'So we've had a long hot spell, what's the worst that could happen?'
'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'
'I'm not saying you wouldn't try to do the right thing in an emergency, it's just. . . look at your freaky little arms.'
'If we had forearms and the cranial capacity to do it, I'd build a resort right here.'
'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'
'You ask him to leave.'
'Vicious, intelligent and ruthless? Certainly. But I think my biggest asset is that I'm a survivor!'
'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'
'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'
"You're a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and there's a large asteroid headed for your planet."
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"I think the return of the pterodactyls is a little ominous!"
Tags:pterodactyl, pterodactyls, dinosaur, dinosaurs, extinction, extinctions, extinction of the dinosaurs, ominous, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs, understatement, understatements, pterosaurs, the apocalypse, apocalypse, reptile, reptiles, flying reptile, flying reptiles, end of the earth, end of the world, warning sign, warning signs
"I'm a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and I'm no herbivore."
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"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"
Despite its name, the Thesaurus was quite often at a loss for words.
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A dinosaur looks into a mailbox
"Your ancestors ruled the Earth, Mr. Tucker - you're gonna have to ease up a bit!"
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"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."
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"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."
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Tags:godzilla, godzillas, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, mothering, mothered, motherhood, hassle, hassles, nag, nags, nagging, nagged, nagger, naggers, care, cares, caring, cared, carer, carers, son, sons, offspring, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, monster, monsters, dinosaurs, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Ichthyosaurs are all gone, mosasaurs are gone, pterosaurs are gone. There's none of the old crowd left."
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"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, mass extinction, mass extinctions, extinction event, extinction events, end of the world, climate change, global warming, climate change denial, climate change deniers, climate change denier, climate change scepticism, climate change skepticism, climate change sceptic, climate change skeptic, climate change sceptics, climate change skeptics, environmentalist, environmentalist, environmentalism, head in the sand
"And he did it all with a flip phone."
Tags:flip phone, flip phones, flip-phone, flip-phones, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, cellphone, cellphones, obsolete, old fashioned, old-fashioned, out of date, out-of-date, businessmen, businessman, dated equipment, obsolete equipment, achievement, business deal, dinosaur, dinosaurs, luddite, luddites
Tags:business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, child, kid, kids, prioritise, prioritise, prioritize, dinosaur, dinosaurs, interest, interests, business speak, one word, marketing, bright idea, bright ideas, hotshot, hotshots, idea, ideas, concept, concepts, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, boy wonder