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'So we've had a long hot spell, what's the worst that could happen?'
'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'
'I'm not saying you wouldn't try to do the right thing in an emergency, it's just. . . look at your freaky little arms.'
'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'
'You ask him to leave.'
'If we had forearms and the cranial capacity to do it, I'd build a resort right here.'
'Oh god, I've totally wasted my life.'
'Vicious, intelligent and ruthless? Certainly. But I think my biggest asset is that I'm a survivor!'
'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'
"Has anyone seen my therapist?"
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"Another birthday. I feel like a dinosaur."
"Where's the filling?"
"Would a bunny suit have made a difference?"
"You're a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and there's a large asteroid headed for your planet."
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"I think the return of the pterodactyls is a little ominous!"
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"I'm a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and I'm no herbivore."
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"He's obsessed with the idea that we will fly one day."
"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"
A dinosaur looks into a mailbox
Despite its name, the Thesaurus was quite often at a loss for words.
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"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."
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"Your ancestors ruled the Earth, Mr. Tucker - you're gonna have to ease up a bit!"
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"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."
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