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'All our nurses now have degrees...unfortunately nurse Pilbright's is in the expressive arts!'
A patient in a doctor's office looks at a certificate on the wall above the doctor's desk that reads "Medical School Equivalency Diploma".
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'Dave? This diploma is from Uncle Willie's 21 day College of Neurology, this is an award for second prize in a bowling tournament, and this is for third prize in a pig-calling contest.'
'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'
"I've donated all my diplomas to Doctors Without Diplomas."
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"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."
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"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"
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'You'll never forget your college experience, though grades indicate you've tried.'
Diplomas - No questions asked.
'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'
"Until my diplomas come back from the framer I don't feel comfortable giving you a diagnosis."
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"Hey, how come no diplomas?" "Oh, I'm self-taught."
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"I graduated summa cum laude, whatever that means."
Graduates leave with lightbulbs above their heads.
"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."
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'Well, what do you know? The dog ate your diplomoa too.'
Graduate receives a Certificate of Participation.
"Alright, I got my degree. Now where is this ticket I'm supposed to be able to write?"
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'And I see you have a degree from the University of Wikipedia...'
"Check it out."
'I told you he wouldn't waste any time starting his practice.'
Summa cum latte.
Congrats to our son. He gave it his all. So did we.