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'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'
'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'
Jimmy got out of the whole lemonade stand business and targeted a smaller, more lucrative demographic.
'Excuse me, do these stairs go up or down?'
"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."
G.P.S. satellites gone bad
Tags:gps, g.p.s., gps satellites, g.p.s. satellites, gps satellite, g.p.s. satellite, global positioning system, directions, wrong directions, travel, travelling, driving, drive, driver, drivers, long drive, road trip, road trips, lost, off-course, off-track, disorientated, bad directions, gone bad, gone rogue, going bad, going rogue, bad, rogue
"Would you know how to get back to the Interstate from here?"
Skier looking at a sign with arrows pointing in different directions all reading "SNOW."
Tags:skier, skiers, skiing, ski, skis, sport, sports, winter, mountain, mountains, snow, direction, directions, lost, confused, sign, signs, signage, unhelpful, useless, obvious, route, routes, arrow, arrows, pointing, course, courses, path, paths, choice, choices, limited choices, decision, decisions, options, option, limited options
iBores: 'The GPS on this is a miracle. It tracks you wherever you are in the world...so you never get lost.'
"Take Elevator B To The Fourth Floor Then Turn Right..."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, elevator, hold the door, hold the elevator, social cues, gps, direction, directions, lost, metropolis
"Face it - we're lost."
"I knew he was lost the moment we left the water."
"Port outbound, starboard home."
My Bookshelf Before the Internet
Tags:search, searches, searching, internet search, internet searches, fact, facts, factoid, factoids, book, books, bookshelf, bookshelves, paranoid, paranoia, common search, common searches, grammar, grammar mistake, grammar mistakes, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosing, social media, tip, tips, life hack, life hacks, analog, digital, analogue, digital world, modern life, modern lives, modern time, modern times, ex, exes, stalk, stalks, stalking, directions, asking directions, gps, millennial, millennials, gen x, generation x
The Inevitable Navigation System: 'You have arrived at your destination.'
"Hey, buddy, wouldn't the Grand Canal be faster?"
Tags:venice, venetian, italy, gondola, gondolas, boat, boats, canal, canals, grand canal, gondolier, gondoliers, travel, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, backseat driver, backseat drivers, backseat driving, back-seat driver, back-seat drivers, back-seat driving, annoying, demanding, critical, customer, customers, faster, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, taxi cab, taxi cabs, taxicab, taxicabs, driver, drivers, driving, transportation, directions
"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop"
Tags:lighthouse, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, coast, coastal, coast line, lighthouses, lamp, lamp lighter, lamp lighters, isolated, isolation, isolate, directions, middle of nowhere, lost, lost at sea, high seas, castaway, shipwreck, ship wreck, lifeboat, lifeboats, rescued, rescue, mistake, mistaken, mistakenly, barber, barbers, barber pole, barber's pole, barber poles, stripe, stripes, striped, relief, the sticks, out of the way, challenge, challenges, logistics, logistic
'Well, I think we're finally unlost. This place looks familiar.' 'I imagine it does. We've been here twice in the last 20 minutes. Maybe we should just give up, park the car, and live here.'
'You're a natural leader - you just don't know where you're going.'
"You'll find our Boulevardier Department on six, the Dandy's Department on seven, and our Fop's Corner on eight!"
Tags:fop, fops, dandy, dandies, foppish, dress up, dressed up, dressing up, department store, department stores, fashion accessory, fashion accessories, fashionista, fashionistas, fashion advice, customer service, fashion guru, fashion gurus, information desk, information desks, directions, direct, directs, directing, special interest, special interests
Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men
Tags:male, males, men, man, gender stereotype, masculine, masculinity, cliche, cliches, cliched, directions, asking directions, fix, fixes, fixing, football, strategy, strategies, dance, dances, dancing, bad dancer, bad dancers, musical, musicals, heterosexual, heterosexuals, heterosexuality, gene, genes
"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."
Tags:monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, kaiju, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, cabbie, cabby, cabbies, cab fare, peak traffic, peak time, rush hour, detour, detours, save time, saves time, save money, saves money, diversion, diversions, divert, diverts, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, f.d.r. bridge, fdr bridge, toll, tolls, toll road, toll roads, toll bridge, toll bridges, save time, saves time, saving time, directions, taxicab driver, taxicab drivers, nyc, freeway, freeways
"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."
Location sign: You are Here. You thought you were here. You should be here.
"Sorry I'm late. It took me forever to find this place."
Tags:delivery, delivered, fast food, takeaway, takeout, pizza, pizzas, food, foods, food delivery, delivery guy, delivery person, delivery man, maze, mazes, directions, lost, mice, mouse, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, lab rat, lab rats, lab mice, lab mouse, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking mice