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Man selling dirt and mud.
'We ran some samples at the lab... it's dirt alright.'
Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,
"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
Tags:vegetable, vegetables, veggies, lettuce, head of lettuce, cabbage, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, agriculture, crop, crops, growing crops, garden, gardening, gardener, gardeners, plant, plants, growing, raising, compost, dirt, manure, fertiliser, kid, kids, child, children, young, younger, old, older, adults, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, language, word play, wordplay
"I'll rent one out as a Dirtbnb."
'The good news is I just dethatched the lawn. The bad news is the lawn was nothing but thatch. . .'
Wretched Filth/Wretched Filth with Disco Ball
Employees must wash hands.
Tags:health and safety, hygiene, hygienic, dirt, dirts, dirtied, unclean, clean, cleans, hand, hands, rule, rules, regulation, regulations, wash, washes, washed, washing, washer, washers, grubby, grimy, cashier, cashiers, assistant, assistants, shopkeeper, shopkeepers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Sorry, but once all that white entitlement permeates the fabric you really can't get it out."
"What I'm about to tell you does not leave this mustache."
Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.
Tags:childhood, childhoods, dream, dreams, dreaming, goal, goals, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, achievement, achievements, achieving, builder, builders, construction, site, sites, zone, zones, building, achieved, dirt, truck, trucks, bath, baths, little boy, little boys, construction worker, construction workers
Mr. Clean Enough
Tags:hygiene, hygienic, clean, cleaner, cleanliness, cleaning, chore, chores, household, household chores, housekeeping, house keeping, vacuum, vacuuming, hoover, hoovering, dusting, dust, dirt, grime, house, home, homes, good enough, reasonable, expectations, standard, standards, high standards, low standards, lower expectations, low expectations, high expectations, realistic, realistically
'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'
'This is just so like you. Always taking the easy way out.'
"As you know, all of our rooms have unique themes. Yours is Last Night's Guests."
Tags:hotel, hotels, overnight, over night, lay over, last night, last night's, guest, guests, clean, cleanliness, cleaning, cleaner, cleans, cleaners, room service, hotel room, housekeeping, house keeping, house-keeping, turn down, turn down service, janitor, janitors, maid, maids, housekeeper, house-keeper, house keeper, room attendant, attendant, attendants, room attendants, dirt, grimy, messy, motel, motels, roadside, road side, road-side, travel, travelling, road trip, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
'Have you washed your hands?'
"I have a feeling they are going to treat us like dirt."
Tags:vacuum, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, little green man, little green men, alien invasion, alien invasions, alien spaceship, alien spaceships, alien abduction, alien addictions, ufo, ufos, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorist, conspiracy theorists, dirt, bad treatement
'Truthfully, I never wanted the world to beat a path to my door.'
Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'
'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'
"I've had enough reports for one day. Bring me some gossip."
Every flower that ever bloomed had to go through a whole lot of dirt to get there.
"Will you losers be quiet! This Taliban commander has some dirt on Biden!"
Tags:donald trump, vladimir putin, boris johnson, us politics, joe biden, volodymyr zelensky, ukraine, hunter biden, political scandal, foreign interference, foreign intelligence, impeachment investigation, impeachment inquiry, republican, republicans, democrat, democrats, dirt, dirty politics, corrupt, abuse of power
'My correspondence course has arrived. In mud pie making.'