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'What was that...I didn't catch that what...What?'
A blind man listening to a pack of dogs running out of the forest wearing harnesses
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, service dog, service dogs, working dog, working dogs, service animal, service animals, working animal, working animals, wolf, wolves, pack, packs, harness, harnesses, blind, blind man, blind men, disabled, disability, disabilities, hungry, attack, attacking, walking stick, walking sticks, walking, cane, canes, old man, old men, forest, snow, winter, listening, running, come running
Tags:blind, blindness, disability, disabilities, visual impairment, visual impairments, visually impaired, disabled, eyesight, angler, anglers, angling, fishermen, fisherman, fish, fishing, fishing spot, fishing spots, fishing rod, fishing rods, fishing line, fishing lines, catch, catches, fish, fishes
'How did you train him so well?'
"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"
Tags:wild west, saloon, saloons, bar, bars, pub, pubs, post, posts, horse, horses, pet, pets, service animal, service animals, therapy animal, therapy animals, emotional support, emotional support animal, emotional support animals, esa, esas, mental health, healthcare, support, supportive, sign, signs, signage, support animal, support animals, disability, disabilities
'Help! I've fallen UP and I can't get back down!'
So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.
'Actually I wanted to be a pilot, but my dog is scared of flying!'
'I can do it! I'm walking!'
"Blind. Help me buy a doberman pinscher to kill those more fortunate than me"
Tags:panhandle, panhandler, panhandling, panhandled, panhandlers, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, sign, signs, disabled, disability, disabilities, handicapped, handicap, blind, blindness, homeless, homelessness, homeless shelter, food pantry, food bank, soup kitchen, unexpected, revenge, jealous, jealousy, unfair, unfairness, fortunate, unfortunate, violent, violence, retaliate, retaliation, vengeance, payback
Though he was ecstatic at the time, years later Mark would discover that his dog simply had a speech impediment.
Tags:dog, dogs, owner, owns, own, owners, mark, bark, woof, dad, dads, name, names, ecstasy, ecstatic, happy, joy, overjoyed, joyful, pound, pounds, speak, speaking, speaks, speech, speeches, impediment, impediments, disability, disabilities, disabled, clever, intelligent, coincidence, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."
Tags:disabled, disability, disabilities, disabled community, disabled communities, disabled seat, disabled seats, disabled seating, public transport, public transportation, amputees, filled up, full, murphy's law, murphys law, sod's law, sods law, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers
'This is not a holdup. I've been a computer geek so long I've forgotten how to talk.'
'We've had complaints about your sensory garden for the blind.'
"For my next encore, I would like to play another piece written specially for me."
'As a steam enthusiast, a stair lift wasn't enough for Martin, he installed his own funicular railway.'
'You're on your own from here...'
'To be honest you weren't my first choice...'
'The grades aren't MY fault - I think Mrs. Pomeroy is teaching-disabled.'
"How ahat's a great guide dog!"
School nurse to teacher: 'Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well.'
"...and furthermore that said housewife violated both the animal cruelty statute as well as the disability act when she willfully cut off the tails of three visually impaired rodents."
Tags:animal cruelty charge, animal cruelty charges, housewife, housewives, homemaker, homemakers, children's song, children's songs, childrens song, childrens songs, three blind mice, blind mice, carving knife, carving knives, disability, disabilities, blind, blindness, rodent, rodents, mouse, mice, pest, pests
"Don't even think about it."