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Lawn mower breaking kit
"Damn! I forgot to disconnect my personal alarm system."
Tags:technology, relationships, dating, security, security device, security devices, car security, car alarm, car alarms, disable, disables, date, dates, alarm system, alarm systems, personal security, private security, security officer, security officers, casual encounter, casual encounters, mankoff
"For my next encore, I would like to play another piece written specially for me."
Stenna stair lift on hamsters wheel.
The seeing-eye cat.
Tags:seeing eye dog, seeing eye dogs, seeing-eye dog, seeing-eye dogs, guide dog, guide dogs, cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, cat behaviour, cat behavior, feline behaviour, feline behavior, disable, disability, disabilities, blind, blindness, visual impairment, visual impairments, eyesight
"Tell me about your problem drinking."
Hearing Aid Repair Shop: 'Number one. . . number one. . . number one. . .'
Disabled access in computing.
Hearing aid dogs.
Pirates at the mall.
Tags:pirate, pirates, pillage, pillages, pillaging, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, mall, malls, shop, shops, shopping, store, stores, disable, disabled, disability, disabilities, pottery, barn, barns, pearle, vision, foot, feet, locker, lockers, tag, tags, notice, notices, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"It's retro night, I turn off the wifi and everyone has to talk to each other. Party like it's 1995, dudes!"
Tags:wifi, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, disable, disables, disabling, retro, retro night, retro nights, old-fashioned, old fashioned, social interaction, social interactions, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, party, parties, nostalgia, nostalgic, internet, talk, talks, talking, chat, chats, chatting, in-person, interaction, interactions, interact, interacts, interacting, tech
'I'm inspired by courageous handicapped people like you.'
'Kid's still awake. Hand me my taser.'
Woman in wheelchair sees sign in restaurant: 'Please Seat Yourself.'
'Oh, it's just an old wound from the War on Poverty.'
'It looks like you're going to spend some time on the disabled list!'
'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'
Non handicapped parking only.
I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.
'Hey Grandpa, I replaced all your flat top surfaces with slow moving reptiles.'
'So...they got you too.'
Daddy long legs on wheels.