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'Yes, I am 100% positive that I didn't order a medium pizza with extra mice and sparrows.'
"I can't help but feel disappointed."
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"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."
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Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.
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"I hate what we've become."
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'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'
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The Story of Oh
'I was told that I'd be in a better place now. . . I don't think so.'
"Lord knows we're given McCauley enough rope. Why hasn't he hung himself?"
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The world's #1 motivational speaker
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"I thought I was going to be much more blown away by the Liberty Bell."
"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."
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Karen's excitement about showing off her new dress quickly faded when she walked into the party.
"I wish I had read your resume before we got married."
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"I didn't trailblaze today."
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'I know yesterday was your birthday, but you're so hard to shop for.'
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Voyeurs shouldn't live across from each other.
"Two bars—how about you?"
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"You never really know how boring the sky is till you see it up close."
"You've lived many lives, all as an accountant."
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"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."
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'55 minutes? Really? And you call yourself the fastest land mammal?'
"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."
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"It's as big a turnout as we could manage, Sire. There's so much cynicism these days."
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