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'Yes, I am 100% positive that I didn't order a medium pizza with extra mice and sparrows.'
"I can't help but feel disappointed."
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"I went out on a limb to hire you. Dolan."
Tags:monkey, monkeys, out on a limb, going out on a limb, risk, risks, taking risks, risk taker, risk takers, hiring process, new employee, new employees, mistake, mistakes, bad employee, bad employees, disappointment, disappointments, play on words, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers
"Just remember, son, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose - unless you want Daddy's love."
Tags:dad, dads, daddy, daddies, proud parent, proud parents, pushy parent, pushy parents, ambition, ambitions, competitive, competitiveness, father, fathers, family life, family-life, kid, kids, childhood, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball game, baseball games, baseball match, baseball matches, pushy, love, winner, winners, high expectation, disappointment, disappointments
"Damn, looks like that snotty kid of Ben and Edna's is coming up the tunnel of light."
Tags:heaven, heaven’s gate, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, gates of heaven, death, dead, dying, child, children, family, families, family conflict, family conflicts, black sheep, black sheep of the family, brat, brats, bratty children, relatives, relative, snotty kid, snotty kids, snotty children, snotty child, there goes the neighborhood, cloud city, tunnel of light, tunnel of lights, white light, disappointment, disappointing
"A phony attorney…I'm so disappointed, son. Your brother is a phony doctor."
Tags:phony, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, nag, nags, nagging, jewish mother, mom, mom, mother, mothers, parent, parents, disappointment, disappointments, passive aggressive, passive-aggressiveness, fake, fakes, faking, faker, fakers, brother, brothers, ne'er do well, compare, compares, comparison, success, successful, con man, con men, con artist, con artists, con, cons, confidence man, confidence men, expectations, high expectations
"If you don't have anything profound to say, don't say anything at all."
Tags:philosopher, philosophers, philosophy, philosophy major, philosophy majors, dinner, dinner table, dinner tables, conversation, conversations, converse, converses, conversing, profound, insight, insights, insightful, input, greek, greeks, father, fathers, eat, eats, eating, son, sons, disappointment, disappointments, superficial
"The baby's nice, but it's not the narcissistic rush I thought it would be."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, baby, babies, new baby, bew babies, new born, new borns, newborn, newborns, mother, mothers, motherhood, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, self centred, self centered, self-centred, self centered, new parent, new parents, selfish, selfishness, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, postpartum depression, postnatal depression
"He was the answer to my prayers. The answer was 'No'."
Tags:prayer, prayers, praying, pray, prays, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, disappointment, dream man, dream husband, dream boyfriend
"Very nice, but I understood there were to be bizarre sexual experiments."
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"I graduated from film school,but you don't see me trying to make movies!"
Tags:film, films, movie, movies, film school, film industry, movie industry, script, scripts, worthless degree, worthless degrees, worthless qualification, worthless qualifications, give up, giving up, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let downs, creative job, creative jobs, creative career, creative careers, killjoy, killjoys
"I hate what we've become."
Tags:devil, devils, satan, hell, the after life, punishments, regret, regrets, regretful, life choice, life choice, bad decision, bad decisions, remorse, remorseful, depressed, depressing, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction, criminal, criminals, disappointment, disappointing, disappointments, disappointed
"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."
Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.
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'You mean to tell me neither candidate supports a ban on doggy sweaters?!'
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The Story of Oh
"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."
Tags:chicken, chickens, chick, chicks, baby chick, baby chicks, childish, childishness, immature, immaturity, transitional object, transitional objects, disappointment, disappointments, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, childhood, upbringing, upbringings
'I was told that I'd be in a better place now. . . I don't think so.'
"I, of course, meant seven business days."
Tags:god, gods, creation, creationism, creationist, creationists, beginning of the universe, creation of the universe, big bang, the big bang, the big bang theory, seven days, 7 days, genesis, book of genesis, the book of genesis, business days, business week, delivery, deliveries, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."
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"I thought it came with an acorn."
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"Lord knows we're given McCauley enough rope. Why hasn't he hung himself?"
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Oedipus Solves the Riddle of the Sphinx
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The world's #1 motivational speaker
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