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"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."
"That's an excellent prescreened question, but before I give you my stock answer I'd like to try to disarm everyone with a carefully rehearsed joke."
"Go! Go! Go! Go!" The hot video game where you're a peacemaker who disarms everyone in sight and sells them on the virtues of nonviolent communication.
"Would this work on a husband and a TV remote?"
Guns kill: 'No they don't, bullets do.'
"Excuse me, aren't you a cat?"