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'My only regret is that I'll never live to see the movie.'
"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
Tags:turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, chicken, chickens, cook, cooks, cooking, stuffing, stuffings, dressing, dressings, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, supper, suppers, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, bad cook, bad cooks, found object, found objects, loose change, haphazard, christmas, christmas dinner, banquet, dinner party, dinner parties, disaster, disasters
Men's Intuition: 'Oh, I can tell from that look you're never going to let this go.'
Acts of God
"You don't look like a hurricane victim to me."
Tags:hurricane, hurricanes, hurrican victim, hurricane victims, tourist, tourists, poverty tourism, disaster, disasters, disaster tourism, disaster tourist, disaster tourists, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, beggar, beggars, begging, panhandle, panhandler, panhandlers, wild story, wild stories, unlikely, unbelievable, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical
"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."
"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."
Tags:sabbatical, sabbaticals, break, breaks, take a break, takes a break, taking a break, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, humankind, mankind, human, humans, climate change, global warming, environmental catastrophe, environmental catastrophes, global catastrophe, environmental disaster, environmental disasters, disaster, disasters, unhealthy, conservation, conservationist, conservationists, environmentalist, environmentalism, environmentalists, recover, recovers, recovery, recovery period, recovery periods, lie fallow, lay fallow, lying fallow, recharge, recharges, recharging
"It doesn't look like a ruptured gas line to me."
"We were too busy ignoring the warning signs to pay attention to the projected disaster."
Tags:risk, risk averse, risk aversion, avoid, avoiding, avoiding risk, avoid risk, warning sign, warning, warnings, warning signs, projected, projection, projections, disaster, business collapse, business failure, meeting, meetings, board, board meeting, boardroom, exec, execs, management, manager, managers, executive, executives, failure, fail, failed, disaster, ignorance, inaction, passive, passivity, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinating, procrastinates
'You can relax now, ladies and gentlemen, , , we're through all of that rough turbulence,'
Leaking washing machine.
Tags:laundry, doing the laundry, dirty washing, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, household task, household tasks, washing machine, washing machines, washer dryer, washer dryers, leak, leaks, puddle, puddles, flood, floods, flooding, disaster, disasters, leaking washing machine, inconvenient, inconvenience
"Please try not to associate me with Trump!"
Tags:government, government, president, presidents, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, puerot rico, trump, president trump, donald trump, hurricane maria, paper towel, paper towels, shopping, shopper, shoppers, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, association, guilt by association, disaster relief, government aid, disaster aid, hurricane, hurricanes, disaster, disasters, politics
The Handwriting on the Wall
'Its the most valuable archaeological find of the millennium. To get it here in one piece is a miracle. We'll be rich!
"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."
Tags:global warming, floods, washington, water, pollution, thought, serious, environment, politics, incompetents, climate change, too late, tardy, tardiness, flood, flooding, flooded, global warming effect, global warming effects, delay, delays, apocalypse, end of the world, dragging our heels, worldwide flood, worldwide floods, environmental disaster, environmental catastrophe, catastrophe, catastrophes, disaster, disasters, natural disaster, natural disasters
"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."
Car Trip: The Game of Destiny
Tags:car, cars, car trip, car trips, road trip, road trips, driving, driver, drivers, vehicle, vehicles, transportation, car issues, car trouble, car problems, lost, confused, rent, rental, car rental, rent a car, rental agency, rental agencies, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, out of gas, no gas, gas, gasoline, petrol, out of petrol, no petrol, panic, sign, signs, signage, road, roads, street, streets, road sign, road signs, street sign, streets signs, traffic sign, traffic signs, death valley, canada, columbia, iowa, vermont, alabama, utica, indiana, states, america, american, united states, race, racetrack, racetracks, car racing, abducted, death, disaster, problem, problems, issue, issues, mistake, mistakes, trouble, gas station, self-service, destiny, game, games, anger, angry, bad
"I don't know. What do you want to do?"
Tags:air traffic control, air traffic, air traffic controller, air, airplane, aeroplane, plane, planes, jet, jets, chaotic, chaos, disaster, disastrous, lazy, laziness, lazily, slob, slobs, feet up, airport, airports, airport control, safety, safe, incompetent, incompetents, cut out for the job, high pressure job, high pressure jobs, relax, relaxed, stress, stressed, stressful, stressing, stresses, relaxes, relaxing
An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.
"The Choir Director's out sick, so they're all a but lost."
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
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Lesser-Known Features of the Apollo 13 Command Module
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'Here's mine, water dominates, dress warm as you enter a chilly phrase...'
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