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"Please try not to associate me with Trump!"
"My goodness! It's a check from George Bush for a hundred and fifty thousand dollars to fix the screen door."
"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."
Disaster relief - the experts arrive.
'The economy picked up this quarter, led by disaster relief management, anti-terrorism, security services,bankruptcies, medical malpractice claims...'
'We can't send you disaster relief. We outsourced our operations to the countries hit by the tsunami.'
'The Carter's have secret service agents.'
'Well, they are probably past the age where romance matters.'
'I don't think she wears a bra anymore!'
'Yup! Lots to give, not much to lose!'
'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'
'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'
'No, you can't go.'
'Why? because she never surprises us?'
'She'll be sleeping in a tent!?'
'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'
'I guess I answered my own question.'
"Well, I see that federal government assistance has finally arrived."
"That foreign aid is supposed to be for the whole COUNTRY!"
Haiti - when is the next disaster on?
God Works in Mysterious Ways...
Please give U.S. Fire & Flooding Victims