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Men's Intuition: 'Oh, I can tell from that look you're never going to let this go.'
"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
Tags:turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving, chicken, chickens, cook, cooks, cooking, stuffing, stuffings, dressing, dressings, dinner, dinners, meal, meals, supper, suppers, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, bad cook, bad cooks, found object, found objects, loose change, haphazard, christmas, christmas dinner, banquet, dinner party, dinner parties, disaster, disasters
"You don't look like a hurricane victim to me."
Tags:hurricane, hurricanes, hurrican victim, hurricane victims, tourist, tourists, poverty tourism, disaster, disasters, disaster tourism, disaster tourist, disaster tourists, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, beggar, beggars, begging, panhandle, panhandler, panhandlers, wild story, wild stories, unlikely, unbelievable, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical
Acts of God
"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."
"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."
Tags:sabbatical, sabbaticals, break, breaks, take a break, takes a break, taking a break, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, humankind, mankind, human, humans, climate change, global warming, environmental catastrophe, environmental catastrophes, global catastrophe, environmental disaster, environmental disasters, disaster, disasters, unhealthy, conservation, conservationist, conservationists, environmentalist, environmentalism, environmentalists, recover, recovers, recovery, recovery period, recovery periods, lie fallow, lay fallow, lying fallow, recharge, recharges, recharging
"It doesn't look like a ruptured gas line to me."
'You can relax now, ladies and gentlemen, , , we're through all of that rough turbulence,'
Leaking washing machine.
Tags:laundry, doing the laundry, dirty washing, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, household task, household tasks, washing machine, washing machines, washer dryer, washer dryers, leak, leaks, puddle, puddles, flood, floods, flooding, disaster, disasters, leaking washing machine, inconvenient, inconvenience
"Please try not to associate me with Trump!"
Tags:government, government, president, presidents, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, puerot rico, trump, president trump, donald trump, hurricane maria, paper towel, paper towels, shopping, shopper, shoppers, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, association, guilt by association, disaster relief, government aid, disaster aid, hurricane, hurricanes, disaster, disasters, politics
The Handwriting on the Wall
"Gentlemen, it's time we gave some serious thought to the effects of global warming."
Tags:global warming, floods, washington, water, pollution, thought, serious, environment, politics, incompetents, climate change, too late, tardy, tardiness, flood, flooding, flooded, global warming effect, global warming effects, delay, delays, apocalypse, end of the world, dragging our heels, worldwide flood, worldwide floods, environmental disaster, environmental catastrophe, catastrophe, catastrophes, disaster, disasters, natural disaster, natural disasters
"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."
An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.
"The Choir Director's out sick, so they're all a but lost."
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hairball, hairballs, furball, furballs, hair ball, hair balls, asteroid, asteroids, meteor, meteors, comet, comets, space, outer space, astronomy, earth, planet earth, extinction, extinction event, extinction events, mass extinction, explosion, explosions, disaster, disasters, science, wonder, slam, hit, collide, collision, collisions, wondering
"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"
Tags:climate change, climate, climate change denial, climate crisis, weather, extreme weather, environment, nature, natural, natural disaster, natural disasters, disasters, hurricane, hurricanes, hurricane alley, tidal wave, tsunami, tsunamis, tidal, high tide, lightning, lightning storm, thunder and lightning, storm, richter, earthquake, quake, earthquakes, richter scale, storms, stormy, end times, doomsday, end of the world, world ending, environmentalism, stewardship, environmentally friendly, i told you so, cry wolf, apocalypse, apocalyptic
Lesser-Known Features of the Apollo 13 Command Module
Tags:apollo 13, disaster, disasters, disastrous, crash, crashes, crashing, space flight, space travel, spacecraft, spacecrafts, air travel, disaster waiting to happen, disasters waiting to happen, design, design feature, design features, moon landing, moon landings, lunar lander, lunar landers, astronaut, astronauts, famous disaster, famous disasters, mishap, mishaps
'Here's mine, water dominates, dress warm as you enter a chilly phrase...'
Tags:sea, seas, ocean, oceans, titanic, ship, ships, boat, boats, unsinkable, iceberg, icebergs, atlantic, shipwreck, shipwrecks, passanger, passangers, disaster, disasters, lifeboat, lifeboats, astrony, astronomer, astronomers, drowing, drown, drowns, drowned, horoscope, horoscopes, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Captain leaves sinking ship.
"That can't be good."
Tags:sunset, sunsets, setting son, disaster, disasters, natural disaster, natural disasters, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, worry, worries, worrying, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs, extinguish, extinguished, sun, put out, puts out, putting out, fire, fires, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays
Y2K Solutions Inc.
Tags:y2k, y2k bug, millennium, the millennium, the new millennium, 2000, 1999, millennium bug, the millennium bug, computer, computers, computer system, computer systems, modern technology, modern technologies, modern tech, regress, regression, horse and cart, pony and trap, medieval times, collapse, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, disaster, disasters
"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."
Tags:pollute, pollutes, polluting, pollution, environmental pollution, mutate, mutates, mutant, mutants, mutating, mutation, mutations, three-headed, eat, eats, eating, catch and release, ocean, oceans, ocean pollution, sea, sealife, ocean life, fish, fishes, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, environmental disaster, disaster, disasters, catastrophe, catastrophes, future, futures, sea monster, sea monsters, marine biology, marine biologist, marine biologists
Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.