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"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"
"After the whole W.M.D. thing, I don't know what to believe."
'Did you cut your lip shaving or is the bandage across your mouth evidence you want to listen to me?'
'When you said you took your pet for a walk each morning I thought you meant a DOG.'
STRIP *Community Care * "No, that really is your budget."
"I wish I could believe that you're really, really sorry."
'I'm getting older? What do you mean by that?...I want a second opinion!'
Captain Pointy No.5 - Skeptical about aliens
"...that isn't your Porsche ignition key. You got that off a tin of corned beef."
"My research concludes it's in our best interest to continue believing in Santa Claus."
"A new poll shows more than 50 percent of Americans do not believe the news media."
"I need to stay on top of the latest news I don't believe is true."
"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"
'Listen!...Do you mean to tell me that you can't hear that laugh track?'
'He was a fine man, a great competitor, a wonderful friend - provided he's really dead.'