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"Being around Jesus brings out all my apostle issues."
Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.
"You're welcome to follow me, but no drafting."
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"I never should have given out my wifi password. . ."
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"Thomas! Did Judas put you up to that?"
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The Last Brunch.
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'No thanks, I'm trying to avoid getting involved in gang culture.'
'Come on Jesus, just one more miracle. Turn this water into coffee and I am good...'
"I just started following you."
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"One more round and then we should probably order."
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"You've got your hairshirt on inside-out, Brother Michael..."
"Right now I'm his apostle, but my dream is to someday be my own Messiah."
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'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'
'Make it clear to the mentor that you want to be just like them'
The Last S'up
One of the disciples fools around at the Last Supper.
"One of you will betray me."
"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"
'Has the band been on yet?'
"All I'm saying is, why do we always have to sit on just one side of the table, all bunched up?"
If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...
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Peter pranks the other Apostles...
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"Yikes! Somebody ask him if they take plastic."
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How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".
"Let's face it, Fred. You and I are not exactly apostles of change."