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"Don't make me come down there!"
Tags:god, heaven, godly, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, parent, parents, parenting, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, misbehaviour, earth, humans, humanity, war, wars, warring, sins, sinning, sinful, father, fathers, dad, dads
"Keep in mind, this all counts as screen time."
Tags:times square, new york, new york city, screen, screens, screen time, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, limited screen time, limiting screen time, laptop, laptops, phone, phones, tablet, tablets, smart device, smart devices, strict, strict parent, strict parents, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, computer, computers, computer screen, computer screens, computer tablet, computer tablets
"You just wait until your other mother gets home, young man!"
"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"
Tags:spider, spiders, giant spider, giant spiders, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, playdate, playdates, play date, play dates, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, phobia, phobias, arachnophobia, arachnophobic, bring friends home, bringing friends home, strict, strict parent, strict parents, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, disciplinarian, controlling, control, controls, harsh
"My cat ate my homework..we don't have a dog."
"My parents are okay too, I suppose. I just wish they weren't so...parenting!"
"All right. Time to grow up."
Tags:grow up, grows up, growing up, toddler, toddlers, baby, babies, infant, infants, infancy, parent, parents, parenting, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, childhood, impatient, impatience, development, child development, childhood development, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, maturity, maturity level, maturity levels
'Henderson, we need to speak about your management style.'
"You're not the boss of me. I'm pretty sure Mom is."
Tags:mom, mom, dad, dads, mother, mothers, father, fathers, disobedience, disobedient, disrespect, disrespects, disrespectful, bad attitude, bad attitudes, boss, bosses, big boss, disciplinarian, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, ignore, ignores, ignoring, emasculates, wear the pants, wearing the pants
Tags:bear, bears, dad, dads, father, fathers, scold, scolds, scolding, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, dad joke, dad jokes, soundalike, soundalikes, sounds like, dead, safety tip, safety tips, play dead, plays dead, playing dead, play possum, playing possum, plays possum, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders
"Fashion statement??? I thought you were in trouble for playing hooky."
Tags:fashion statement, fashion statements, piercing, piercings, body piercing, body piercings, fish, hook, fishhook, fishhooks, principal's office, principals office, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, hooky, play hooky, playing hooky, dress code, dress codes, dress code violation, dress code violations, trouble, get in trouble, gets in trouble, getting in trouble
Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenting teenagers, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, son, sons, mother-son relationship, relationships, boy, boys, teenager, teenagers bedroom, messy bedroom, bedroom, bedrooms, messy, mess, tidy your room, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, different perspectives, differing perspectives, differing perspective, perspective, perspectives, point of view, points of view, different points of view, p.o.v.
"Top management told middle management to tell me to tell you to shape up."
Tags:corporate culture, corporate climate, corporate climates, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, manager, managers, management, managing, middle manager, middle managers, middlemen, middleman, middle men, middle man, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, talking to, talking tos, office manager, office managers, upper management, top manager, top managers, delegate, delegates, delegation
"I think up most of the things that get me in trouble here while I'm in the time-out chair at home."
Tags:discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, principal, principals, principals office, principal's office, principals offices, principal's offices, punishments, punish, punishes, punished, time-out, time-outs, time out, time outs, naughty children, disobedient child, disobedient children
The Wooden Spoon Company
Tags:spoon, spoons, wood, wooden, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, maternal, paddle, paddles, paddling, paddled, beat, beats, beating, hit with a wooden spoon, beaten with a wooden spoon, factory, factories, factory worker, factory workers
'I took away Max's rubber band gun and now he hates me...maybe if I bribed him with ice cream...'
"Sorry, but you can only plead the fifth if you understand fractions."
Tags:principal, principals, excuse, excuses, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, plead the fifth, pleading the fifth, pleads the fifth, plead the 5th, pleading the 5th, pleads the 5th, fraction, fractions, constitutional right, constitutional rights, student, students, naughty student, naughty student, defense, defenses, defence, defences
'My Mom REALLY doesn't want us in the cookie jar.'
"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleeper, sleepers, nap, naps, napping, napper, nappers, student, students, school, schools, secondary school, secondary schools, high school, high schools, class, classes, teacher, teachers, professor, professors, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, disciplinarian, disciplinarians
"I think I know where the KKK got their outfit inspiration."
Tags:outfit, outfits, inspiration, inspirations, fashion, fashion choice, fashion choices, dunce, dunce cap, dunce caps, racism, inspire, inspires, inspiring, idiot, idiots, moron, morons, bigot, bigots, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, anti-racism, white privilege, blm, black lives matter
"You spoil those kids."
Tags:christmas, xmas, x-mas, holidays, christmas eve, santa, santa claus, mrs claus, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, delivery, deliveries, toy, toys, spoil, spoils, spoiling, spoiled, spoilt, spare the rod, nag, nags, nagging, argument, arguments, spouse, spouses, childrearing, child-rearing, child rearing, disciplinarian, disciplinarians
"Since I'm here so often, and you're redecorating, my favorite color is blue."
"I've never been in there. Most of my down-time is spent in the Principal's office."
"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"
Tags:bedroom, bedrooms, messy, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, slob, slobs, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, tidy, tidies, tidying, shirk, shirks, shirking, responsibility, responsibilities, bad excuse, bad excuses, excuse, excuses, child, son, sons, daughter, daughters, offspring, kid, kids, kid's, child's, son's, daughter's, award, awards, award season, award seasons
'Living in the hive isn't so bad, except that the Queen can be a real stickler for compliance.'