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"Don't make me come down there!"
Tags:god, heaven, godly, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, parent, parents, parenting, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, misbehaviour, earth, humans, humanity, war, wars, warring, sins, sinning, sinful, father, fathers, dad, dads
"Keep in mind, this all counts as screen time."
Tags:times square, new york, new york city, screen, screens, screen time, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, limited screen time, limiting screen time, laptop, laptops, phone, phones, tablet, tablets, smart device, smart devices, strict, strict parent, strict parents, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, computer, computers, computer screen, computer screens, computer tablet, computer tablets
"You just wait until your other mother gets home, young man!"
"My cat ate my homework..we don't have a dog."
"My parents are okay too, I suppose. I just wish they weren't so...parenting!"
"All right. Time to grow up."
Tags:grow up, grows up, growing up, toddler, toddlers, baby, babies, infant, infants, infancy, parent, parents, parenting, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, childhood, impatient, impatience, development, child development, childhood development, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, maturity, maturity level, maturity levels
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"Fashion statement??? I thought you were in trouble for playing hooky."
Tags:fashion statement, fashion statements, piercing, piercings, body piercing, body piercings, fish, hook, fishhook, fishhooks, principal's office, principals office, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, hooky, play hooky, playing hooky, dress code, dress codes, dress code violation, dress code violations, trouble, get in trouble, gets in trouble, getting in trouble
"I think up most of the things that get me in trouble here while I'm in the time-out chair at home."
Tags:discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, principal, principals, principals office, principal's office, principals offices, principal's offices, punishments, punish, punishes, punished, time-out, time-outs, time out, time outs, naughty children, disobedient child, disobedient children
"Top management told middle management to tell me to tell you to shape up."
Tags:corporate culture, corporate climate, corporate climates, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, manager, managers, management, managing, middle manager, middle managers, middlemen, middleman, middle men, middle man, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, talking to, talking tos, office manager, office managers, upper management, top manager, top managers, delegate, delegates, delegation
The Wooden Spoon Company
Tags:spoon, spoons, wood, wooden, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, maternal, paddle, paddles, paddling, paddled, beat, beats, beating, hit with a wooden spoon, beaten with a wooden spoon, factory, factories, factory worker, factory workers
"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."
Tags:sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleeper, sleepers, nap, naps, napping, napper, nappers, student, students, school, schools, secondary school, secondary schools, high school, high schools, class, classes, teacher, teachers, professor, professors, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, disciplinarian, disciplinarians
"Sorry, but you can only plead the fifth if you understand fractions."
Tags:principal, principals, excuse, excuses, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, plead the fifth, pleading the fifth, pleads the fifth, plead the 5th, pleading the 5th, pleads the 5th, fraction, fractions, constitutional right, constitutional rights, student, students, naughty student, naughty student, defense, defenses, defence, defences
"You spoil those kids."
Tags:christmas, xmas, x-mas, holidays, christmas eve, santa, santa claus, mrs claus, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st. nick, st. nicholas, delivery, deliveries, toy, toys, spoil, spoils, spoiling, spoiled, spoilt, spare the rod, nag, nags, nagging, argument, arguments, spouse, spouses, childrearing, child-rearing, child rearing, disciplinarian, disciplinarians
"I've never been in there. Most of my down-time is spent in the Principal's office."
"Since I'm here so often, and you're redecorating, my favorite color is blue."
"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"
Tags:bedroom, bedrooms, messy, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, slob, slobs, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, tidy, tidies, tidying, shirk, shirks, shirking, responsibility, responsibilities, bad excuse, bad excuses, excuse, excuses, child, son, sons, daughter, daughters, offspring, kid, kids, kid's, child's, son's, daughter's, award, awards, award season, award seasons
'Anybody else want to know why we have to do this dumb assignment?'
'Your mother tells me you won't draw on the walls!'
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, discipline, disciplines, disciplined, punish, punishes, punished, punishments, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, son, sons, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Oh, I know full well he remembers the school rules! He just chooses to ignore them!"
Tags:elephant, elephants, memory, memories, forget, forgets, forgetting, never forgets, remember, remembers, remembering, school rules, rules, disobedient, disobedience, principal, principal's office, principals office, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, principals offices, principal's offices, detention, detentions, punishments, parent, parents, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences
"Yeah, my mum can be a bit scary; she's a dragon lady after all..."
"I didn't make the Dean's list, but I made the Principal's list."
Tags:dean, deans, dean's list, dean's lists, principal, principals, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, discipline, disciplines, low grades, bad grades, student, students, elementary school, elementary schools, primary school, primary schools, principal's office, principal's offices, disciplinary record, disciplinary records
"I was released early for good behavior."
Tags:school, schools, primary school, primary schools, elementary school, elementary schools, student, students, kids, kid, teacher, teachers, principal, principals, principal's office, principal's offices, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, punishments, punish, punishes, punishing, release, released, releasing, releases, good behaviour, good behavior, early release, early releases
"Suspended from school? No such luck!"
"Why is Dad so old fashioned?"