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"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."
Panel discussion: absenteeism in the workplace.
'I will not mix chemicals unless I know what they are.'
'The boss says you can come in from the naughty step now.'
'Without mentioning any names, certain liberties have been taken with our corporate dress code.'
'Is that Net or Gross ?'
'I was just giving her a few examples and she passed out.'
'Any more language like that and you'll be on the naughty step!'
'Remember Spike, he gets a 1/2 hour lunch. ONe minute more and you attack!'
'I've written you a disciplinary letter in French to soften the blow.'
I will not be off sick so often. "We find formal disciplinary action most effective in this firm."
'I've been suspended without pay for three days.'
"The school just called to say they're naming the detention room after you!!"
Rex is forced to sign a letter of reprimand, for his file.
"Our disciplinary action process has made positive strides, but still has a long way to go."
"I only missed one rodent quota!"
'I found out it really is a chain of command and not a chain of suggestion.'
"...and make sure you never do it again! Now, I want you to go sit in your corner office, and think about what you've done!"
Absent Staff/Absent Minded Staff.
"The boss is the fatherly type. He never fires anybody."
"Well, I'm awaiting your justification, young man!"
violence in the workplace
'There are consequences if someone on the floor doesn't wash their hands.'
'It's says our son is in trouble because he's been copying and pasting at school. He's been copying other kids homework and eating paste.'
Policeman chases kids away from fire hydrant, then plays in their place.