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"There are two ways we can go here - bark or bite."
"The school just called to say they're naming the detention room after you!!"
Rex is forced to sign a letter of reprimand, for his file.
"Our disciplinary action process has made positive strides, but still has a long way to go."
"...and make sure you never do it again! Now, I want you to go sit in your corner office, and think about what you've done!"
"Well, I'm awaiting your justification, young man!"
'There are consequences if someone on the floor doesn't wash their hands.'
Policeman chases kids away from fire hydrant, then plays in their place.
'They used to make you stand in the corner for saying bad words - Now they suspend you for hate speech!'
'Before we take this any further, have you any previous?'
'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'
'Nurse we only kiss nighty night in the childrens' ward.'
"We take complaints very seriously. Last week we executed be in tire family of a member of staff who served cold coffee to a customer."
"Please ignore the undertaker and tell me again how you lost the company's biggest contract?"
"You just wait until your father gets home and adjusts your algorithm!"
"....If you don't submit a full risk assessment, you're heading for a written warning from your line manager."