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"Have you ever mixed nuts before, son?"
"My imaginary friend doesn't like you to talk to me like that, Dad."
"Look, fella, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"
Tags:dog, dogs, aggressive, aggressiveness, bite, bites, biting, bitten, attack, attacks, attack dog, attack dogs, apology, apologies, insincere, insincerity, ferocious, dog person, dog owner, dog owners, control, controls, controlling, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, sorry, saying sorry, eat, eats, eating
"Don't look at me. I'm just the gay friend."
Tags:obnoxious, obnoxious behavior, child, children, tantrum, tantrums, kid, kids, public space, public spaces, blame, blames, blameless, blamelessness, absolve, absolves, absolving, glare, glares, glaring, shift blame, shifts blame, shifting blame, parent, parents, parenting, restaurant, restaurants, meltdown, meltdowns, melting down, melts down, smash, smashes, smashing, plates, freakout, freakouts, brat, brats, bratty, childish, childishness, childish behaviour, childish behavior, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, lax parenting
"The court is sorry that it raised its voice."
Tags:raised voice, raised voices, puppy, puppies, dog, dogs, guilt, guilty, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts, cute, cuteness, guilt inducing, apology, apologies, judge, judges, sorry, cry, cries, crying, whimper, whimpers, whimpering, shout, shouts, shouting, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, adorable
Tags:shaker, shaker shop, shaker shops, shakers, furniture maker, furniture makers, traditional, furniture, carpenter, carpenters, carpentry, timeout, timeouts, time-out, time-outs, discipline, disciplining, parent, parents, apprentice, apprentices, punishments, parenting technique, parenting techniques
'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'
'I have a very traditional approach to discipline.'
"But stay off the couch."
Tags:couch, couches, dog, dogs, furniture, forbid, forbidden, forbidding, saint peter, heaven, afterlife, afterlives, heaven's gate, heavenly gates, gates of heaven, pet, pets, behavior, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, obedience, obedience school, obedience schools
'Talk about punishment. Last night I wasn't allowed to use my laptop and phone while watching TV.'
"We're waiting to see if the canary makes it out alive."
Tags:coal mine, canary in the coal mine, canary, canaries, birds, bird, office, offices, mine, mines, mining, mined, alive, living, live, lives, coal miner, trouble, troubling, troublesome, caged, cage, wait, waiting, waited, stay, staying, difficult, difficulty, difficult situation, tight spot, stuck, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, coward, cowards, cowardly, boss, bosses, intimidated, intimidate, intimidating, intimidation, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, idiom, idioms
'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'
"Go back to bed or we'll make you watch Jay Leno."
Tags:talk show, talk shows, talk-show, talk-shows, jay leno, kid, kids, bedtime, bedtimes, bedtime ritual, bedtime rituals, parent, parenting, parents, parenthood, family life, family-life, punishments, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, late night, late nights, boring, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, tv program, tv programs, television program, television programs
'No, not THAT corner!'
"You've had enough 'monkey see,' Edwards. We want some 'monkey do.'"
Tags:lazy, laziness, lazy worker, lazy workers, worker, workers, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, disciplined, monkey see, monkey do, copy, copies, copying, manager, managers, management, executive, executives, one to one, meeting, meetings, 1 2 1, 1 to 1, boss, bosses, observer, observers, observing, observation, observations, watch, watches, passive, passiveness, can-do, bad attitude, bad attitudes, attitude problem, attitude problems
"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."
Tags:time-out, punish, punishes, new age, politically correct, political correctness, classroom, classrooms, teacher, teachers, teaching, primary school, elementary school, mindful, mindfulness, zen, buddhist, buddhism, spare the rod, spoil the child, thoughtful, thoughtfulness, discpline, disciplines, disciplining, safe space, safe spaces
"I've been controlling student behavior with a series of facial grimaces and contortions. Now I need a facial massage every week."
"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"
Those bubble wrap kids.
"Father would be much happier if you wouldn't."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, permissive, spoil, spoiled child, spoiled children, smoke, smokes, smoking, puff, puffs, puffing, dad, dads, father, fathers, son, sons, child, children, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, bully, bullies, bullying, lax, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, intimidated, intimidate, intimidating, spare the rod, spoil the child
Give a dog a bad name.....
"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"
Tags:spider, spiders, giant spider, giant spiders, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, playdate, playdates, play date, play dates, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, phobia, phobias, arachnophobia, arachnophobic, bring friends home, bringing friends home, strict, strict parent, strict parents, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, disciplinarian, controlling, control, controls, harsh
'It says the best way to stop undesirable behavior is to ignore it.'
"Why only 'bag dog'? You never hear 'bad cat', 'bad horse', 'bad cow'..."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, dog, dogs, drink, drinks, drinking, sad, discipline, disciplined, disciplining, disciplinary, bad dog, bad dogs, animal, animals, pet, pets, scold, scolding, scolded, annoy, annoys, annoying, dishearten, disheartenend, deflated, bully, bullies, bullying, bad cat, bad horse, bad cow, hear, hears, hearing, unheard of, saying, sayings, address, addresses, addressing, drinking away one's sorrows
"Your son carved his initials in his wooden classroom desk and argued he was doing desktop publishing."