Disclaimers Cartoons and Comics

"'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' by Lilia Anya, all rights reserved, which includes the right to reproduce this essay or portions thereof in any form whatsoever, including, but not limited to, novel, screenplay, musical, television miniseries, home vid

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

"When I retire, I promise we'll finally have time to read all the terms and conditions."

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"I wouldn't—there's an awful lot of scary-sounding legalese."

Past Performance in No Guarantee of Future Results.

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

Greetings From Downer Beach.

'Today's specials are based on information that we believe to be reliable, but are not intended to be, nor should be construed to be, a recommendation.'

'Oops, my mistake...Carry on, sir.'

The "This Item Not Sold In Any Store" Store

'I tried it at home...'

'If you would like to read more, the fine print is tattooed to my foot.'

'Oh darling, I want to spend the rest of my life with you! But please do not impute or infer any intentions from that comment.'

"We're in trouble, JB, people are actually starting to read the small print in our TV ads!"

"My viagra box said to ask my doctor if my heart was strong enough for sex. My doctor said he didn't want to have sex to find out. So, I need a new doctor I guess."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"It's a perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All it needs is the disclaimer, Professional Actors, Don't Try This at home."

Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here (If you have already abandoned all hope please disregard this notice.)

'Do you have one that comes with a disclaimer?'

Disclaimers

'In compliance with Federal full-disclosure laws, I'm required to tell you that I'm really not all that sure about some of this stuff.'

'Hey! -- Don't go adding disclaimers!'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

'So we're agreed on 'Wishing Seasons Greetings' with the caveat that we are in no way guaranteeing happiness of goodwill over the festive season!'