Discontented Cartoons and Comics

"So honey, how bad was your day today?"

"It's a good mix of disaffected and affected."

The Pursuit of Happiness

'Take me to Acapulco!'

'You know, the grass is greener on the other side.'

'I think I just need a change of pace.'

"I used to think I was content, but then I realized I was just an underachiever."

"Let's update our will and go on vacation."

'Trust me, the grass isn't always greener. Sometimes it's just a trick of the light.'

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

'I don't have anything to complain about. I just don't like the idea of a place with no complaint department.'

"I chase my tail, roll in stuff, howl at the moon. What kind of life is that?"

"Sorry, I'm wrong. This isn't sales it's union membership."

'My son's well-being.'

'Some of us are just happy to occupying anything.'

"Not for what I'm getting paid!"

'I preferred it in the book.'

Employee of the Month: Mr Wiggles.

'There has to be more to life than this.'

'What a disappointment: The grass IS greener on the other side, but it doesn't taste any better...'

'Well, Plumley, I'll have you know that life's not all a bowl of cherries in this department either.'

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

There are no 'bad jobs' only bad attitudes to jobs.

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'