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For Your Dining Pleasure

"Sorry, Harold, but I'm reducing our carbon footprint."

"Just tell us who's winning."

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation

"Let's have no discord, hon. We'd be playing right into the hands of the Russians."

"Your Honor, on the first ballot the jury voted ten to two for conviction. For three emotionally charged hours, we discussed our points of difference. On the next ballot, it was seven to five for acquittal. Over the next several ballots, the vote seesawed back and forth. One juror became ill and was replaced by an alternate. By now, we had been in session for ten hours straight. Tempers were rising and some jurors were near the breaking point."

Musical Discord

Two can live as cheaply as one? ....

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

"I don't hate him because he's black. I hate him because he's my husband."

"You don't need a red hat to tell you it's Christmas."

"Yes, we are experiencing some employee relations issues."

"He snores from October to May!"

Historians' Tiff

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'

"Should we buy it or would you prefer to stay married?"

'You're the most self-absorbed egomaniac it's ever been my misfortune to know.' 'I'm beginning to think we're on different wavelengths.'

Couple On Love Seat Watching Television Separately

You don't want to be kicked out? Just call it 'outsourcing' honey!

'Everytime I look at another man he hits the ceiling.'

"Trying to auction me won't work!"

"What do you think, dolly?"

"We'll close this session, then, with our usual call for an end to this tiresome partisan bickering!"