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'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'
Ed's Bar & Grill: Schadenfreude Hour 5-7
"Talk about your cut-rate operations...."
Tags:cut-rate, cut-rate operation, cut-rate operations, funeral, funerals, funeral home, funeral homes, die, dies, dying, discount, discounted, discounting, cheap, cheapness, cut-rate price, cut-rate prices, bodybag, bodybags, body bag, body bags, corpse, corpses, bury, buries, burying, burial, burials, indifferent, uncaring, funeral industry, funeral industries, dark humor, black humor
"I do think your problems are serious, Richard. They're just not very interesting."
Tags:uncaring, unsympathetic, disinterested, uninterested, problem, problems, discounting, putting down, minimising, minimizing, minimisation, minimization, disrespectful, psychology, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life
"Still no customers. We'll have to invent rebates!"
"It was on sale at the higher price for 12 minutes in our store in Dar es Salaam!"
"We lowered the sticker price from here to here."
Tags:discount, discounts, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, discounting, medical insurance, health insurance, insurance cover, insurance policy, insurance policies, cutting corners, cutting costs, discounted, hospital, hospitals, hospital treatment, hospital treatments, medical malpractice, malpractice
'Yes, I realize it's April. Why do you think I'm offering the 10% discount?'
'Better make that senior citizen discount. A senior high pizza party could bankrupt us.'
"Did I mention our 10% discount on all allergy products?"
Bulimia discount day at the airport.
Discounted juice: Contains reconstituted extra profits.
Honesty in retail
Tags:sale, sales, special offer, special offers, discount, discounts, discounting, salesmen, salesman, salespeople, salesperson, shop, shops, shopper, shoppers, shopaholic, shopaholics, high street, high streets, marketing, marketing strategy, marketing strategies, advertising, advertising strategy, advertising strategies
'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'
Lunch £9 - Pensioners £7.
Save up to 100% when you don't buy anything.
'I need to see your latest energy bill. You may be eligible for a discount.'
'The doctor is running behind...I wasn't entitled to a senior discount when I first came in.'
For sale: guess what's wrong with it and get $15,000 off.
'Do we qualify for a group rate?'
"Today's free comic book day, right?"
Tags:baldo, free comic book day, free comic, free comics, free, catch, catches, comic book store, comic book stores, comic book shop, comic book shops, graphic novel, graphic novels, comic store, comic stores, sale, sales, discount, discounts, discounting, discounted, bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, cheap, thrifty, frugal
"Oh no! It's Dis-Count Dracula!!"
'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'