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'I'm not a racist - I hate everyone.'
I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.
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"As for immigration, I say admit anyone who arrives on the Concorde."
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"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
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"I just think men find female homicidal maniacs very threatening."
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"You're making more at this firm than anyone else whose brain is the size of a walnut."
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'We're really the same, me and you. Same manufacturer even.'
Black Beans Matter
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'I want you to write on the blackboard 100 times: 'I will not make fun of a classmate just because...'
'What do you mean no bees are allowed? That's species discrimination.'
"I'd like to invest in white bread, whitefish, white beans, whitewash..."
"And you must be the domestic partner we refused to extend spousal benefits to."
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'Good news - we can enter an appeal! I just found out that the judge as well as the jury were vegetarians!'
"Race, gender, and sex are off limits, but the last time I looked you can still discriminate on the basis of food preference."
'Santa wouldn't employ me because I'm an African elephant, not a reindeer. I want to sue him for discrimination!'
All staff are equal but some are more equal than others!
"Just ignore the bad spelling. You'll get us all accused of discriminating against people with learning disabilities."
'You can achieve anything if you put your body to it.'
'All denominations are welcome in this church... fives, tens, twenties...'
"Okay. The glass ceiling goes in there. And we'd like it a bit lower this time."
Tags:gender issue, gender issues, pay gap, pay gaps, wage gap, wage games, women's issues, womens issues, feminist, feminists, feminism, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, corporate culture, corporate climate, discrimination, discriminate, discriminates, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., institutional sexism, sexist, sexists, female employee, female employees, women worker, women workers
'You're right, some of us 'gals' are pretty handy in the kitchen.'
'I'm so proud to be part of a profession that has never discriminated against women.'
"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."
Old lady being interviewed after ageism law. 'OK Mother. The job's yours.'