Disdainful Cartoons and Comics

"You've got to learn how to bowl without irony."

"Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm with a sharp metal hook in it."

'When did your breezy disdain turn into sneering condescension?'

"Will you stop 'tutting' until I've finished my report."

Unsuccessful Superheroes

"There! See? She rolled her eyes at me."

'Mother says to say 'hi' to the idiot!'

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

"Not for me - I wouldn't eat that stuff if my life depended on it!"

"There's a sucker born every minute, and we're down in the polls??? Why aren't we reaching these people???"