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"Your skin is enlarged."
The First 'Deadliest Catch' TV show was far less popular.
John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.
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'It looks like mad cow disease.'
"Don't touch it for 24 hours."
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'I don't want to catch whatever the heck you've got.'
'Don't touch the fishing rod.'
"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."
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"I have death by Powerpoint. You?""Panel fatigue."
"According to Twitter, you have Cancel."
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Post-Lyme-Tick Fairy Tales
'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'
"I'm not sure what's wrong with you. We'll have to wait for the results to come back from the autopsy."
Uncle Mike's advanced leprosy gave this game a whole new meaning.
'This is a first Mr Cowbird. You've contracted mad cow disase and the bird flu!'
'Looks like a virus.'
'Leper Colony - No Smokers.'
'To all you poor souls suffering with colds in January, I think I speak for everyone when I say go and die somewhere else!'
Changing house name.
"I know we agreed to a period of watchful waiting, but this is more watchful than I bargained for."
"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."
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"Tag - you have measles!"
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'The sport wasn't on your lung...It was on the x-ray...barbecue sauce...please sand by for an apology and a great explanation from my nurse...'