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'With these clever disguises we'll be able to move freely among the earthlings and observe them undetected!'
A man walking his dog sees a mysterious figure with bird feet feeding pigeons.
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1,001 Cheap Disguises
Tags:disguise, disguised, disguises, book, books, bad disguise, bad disguises, weirdo, weird, how-to, costume, costumes, fancy dress, park, parks, creep, creeps, creepy, hide, hidden, hiding, conceal, concealed, mask, camo, camouflage, masks, impersonate, impersonator, impersonators, impostor, impostors
Tags:submarine, submarines, deep sea diving, deep-sea diving, deep-sea diver, deep-sea divers, deep sea diver, deep sea divers, fish, fishes, marine exploration, food chain, food-chain, marine biology, marine biologist, marine biologists, camouflage, camouflaged, camouflages, camouflaging, disguise, disguises
Tags:pantomime, pantomimes, pantomime horse, pantomime horses, actor, actors, performer, performers, costume, costumes, dress up, dress-up, dressing up, disguise, disguises, parking meter, parking meters, parking metre, parking metres, parking, driver, drivers, driving, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, city, cities, city life, urban life, horse costume, horse costumes
"I think I'm mystery meat."
'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'
"O.K., if the spies don't shop whole foods, where do they shop?"
'No, kids. I haven't seen your dad all day.'
By allowing the predator to blend in with his surroundings, nature affords him the protection he needs to effectively stalk his prey.
"You keep forgetting those are regular glasses, not your sunglasses."
Tags:gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, unwanted attention, unwanted male attention, ogle, ogling, stare, staring, sunglasses, bikini, bikinis, sunbathing, sunbathers, disguise, disguises, caught red handed, sneak, sneaky, creep, creeps, creepy
"The set you ordered arrived today, sir!"
"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."
Tags:giraffe, giraffes, trench coat, trenchcoat, trench coats, trenchcoats, totem pole trench, totem pole, absurd, weasel, weasels, fool, fooled, foolish, obvious, disguise, disguised, disguising, disguises, kids trenchcoat, totem-pole, impersonate, love, date, dating, truth, confess, confession, confessions, dishonesty, dishonest, deception, deceptions
"Wow--I've never met a Cabinet Secretary before."
Tags:cabinet secretary, cabinet secretaries, civil servant, civil servants, politician, politicians, political candidate, political candidates, elections, electioneering, presidential cabinet, presidential cabinets, constituents, constituency, gopher, gophers, mole, moles, primaries, primary, primary election, primary elections, election, elections, electioneering, pandering, pander, political pandering, political pander, hiding, hidden, disguise, disguises, lie low
Desert Island Dinners
'Here y'go. Keep in touch.'
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"Wait – we're all wolves in sheep's clothing?"
Concerned about the quality of her son's day care center, Melissa goes undercover.
Traffic Cone Monsters
"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"
Tags:little red riding hood, big bad wolf, wolf, wolves, grandmothers, grandchild, fairytale, fairytales, stolen identity, identity theft, disguise, disguised, stolen identities, retina scan, retina scans, retinal scan, retinal scans, security, identification, biometric, biometrics, biometric identification
Shaving off your Beard
Tags:beard, beards, shave, chin, chins, big chin, big chins, shaving foam, hipster, hipsters, unexpected, disguise, disguises, disguised, disguising, long face, long face, stubble, hairstyle, hairstyles, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, moustache, moustaches, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions
"This is Daddy, honey. That was Daddy's office voice."
Tags:office, voice, voices, voice change, codeswitch, codeswitches, codeswitching, code switch, code switches, code switching, linguistic, linguistics, linguistic change, linguistic changes, identity, daughter, daughters, work, work voice, dad, dads, father, fathers, daddy, daddies, parent, parents, recognize, recognizes, recognition, recognise, recognises, voice alteration, disguise, disguises, disguising
"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"
"That's a marvellous disguise! I almost ate you."
Tags:wolf, wolves, sheep, disguise, disguises, costume, costumes, wolf in sheeps clothing, a wolf in sheeps clothing, a wolf in sheep's clothing, predators, predator, prey, hunter, hunters, hunting, clothes, clothing, tricks, tricking, joke, joking, playing a joke, playing a trick, dress-up, dress up, dressing-up, dressing up, mistake, mistaken