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'With these clever disguises we'll be able to move freely among the earthlings and observe them undetected!'
1,001 Cheap Disguises
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'No, kids. I haven't seen your dad all day.'
"I hardly recognized you without makeup."
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"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."
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Desert Island Dinners
'Here y'go. Keep in touch.'
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"Wait – we're all wolves in sheep's clothing?"
"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"
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Shaving off your Beard
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"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"
"You mean to say you haven't even put your face on yet?"
Tags:makeup, make-up, put your face on, putting your face on, put on makeup, putting on makeup, figure of speech, figures of speech, literal, literally, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, alien, aliens, monster, monsters, killer, killers, disguise, disguises, disguised, put on your face, putting on your face, dawdle, dawdles, dawdling, delay, delays, delaying
Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.
"You look at me, Donna, but you don't see me."
"Hey, didn't I just see you on Court TV?"
Tags:television, entertainment, law, pixellated, pixelated, pixellation, identity, disguise, disguises, disguised, reality show, reality shows, identity protection, identity protections, protected identity, anonymous, anonymity, murder show, murder shows, true crime, true crime documentary, true crime documentaries, mankoff
'Yep, this is quite a spread you've got, Bobbie Joe!'
"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"
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"It's the only way I can get some of my paitents to listen to me."
Grandma's Pies - Under new management.
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'Lefty Was Here'
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