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'With these clever disguises we'll be able to move freely among the earthlings and observe them undetected!'
1,001 Cheap Disguises
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'No, kids. I haven't seen your dad all day.'
"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."
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Desert Island Dinners
'Here y'go. Keep in touch.'
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Shaving off your Beard
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"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"
"You mean to say you haven't even put your face on yet?"
Tags:makeup, make-up, put your face on, putting your face on, put on makeup, putting on makeup, figure of speech, figures of speech, literal, literally, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, alien, aliens, monster, monsters, killer, killers, disguise, disguises, disguised, put on your face, putting on your face, dawdle, dawdles, dawdling, delay, delays, delaying
Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.
"Hey, didn't I just see you on Court TV?"
Tags:television, entertainment, crime, law, pixellated, pixelated, pixellation, identity, disguise, disguises, disguised, reality show, reality shows, identity protection, identity protections, protected identity, anonymous, anonymity, murder show, murder shows, true crime, true crime documentary, true crime documentaries, mankoff
'Yep, this is quite a spread you've got, Bobbie Joe!'
"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"
Tags:cop, cops, police, police man, police men, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, police officer, officer, officers, police officers, patrol, patrol car, beat cop, bureau, federal bureau, fbi, detective, detectives, inspector, inspectors, history, historical, disguise, disguises, disguised, rumour, rumours, hoover, cross-dressing, cross-dress, celebrity, celebrities, gossip
"It's the only way I can get some of my paitents to listen to me."
Grandma's Pies - Under new management.
Tags:pie, pies, pie shop, grandma, grandmas, grandmother, grandmothers, nana, nanas, big bad wolf, little red riding hood, red riding hood, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, disguise, disguised, disguises, identity, identity theft, buyout, buyouts, corporate buyout, corporate buyouts, dog eat dog, merger, mergers, corporate, corporation, corporations, businessman, businessmen, management, under new management
'Lefty Was Here'
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Tags:farmer, farmers, farm, farms, agriculture, agricultural management, pretentious, pretensions, illusions, illusion, ambition, ambitious, aspiration, aspirational, aspirations, illusion of grandeur, urban skyline, urban skylines, city scape, city scapes, kidding yourself, office, offices, office worker, office workers, rural, country, countryside, interior, interiors, office interiors, wallpaper, cover up, coverup, cover-up, disguise, disguised, disguising, pretend, pretending, window, windows, view, views, landscape, landscapes, cow, cows, cattle, barn, barns, ranch, ranches, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, trompe-l'œil, trompe l'oeil, trompe l oeil, trompe-l oeil, agribusiness, agribusinesses
"Honey, I think Scruffy might be a zombie!"
'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'
Turkey in disguise.
"If I'd known shopping could be this easy, I would have dressed up as a cop ages ago!"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, costume, costumes, dress up, dress-up, dressing up, dressed up, disguise, disguised, disguises, shopping, shopper, shoppers, impostor, impostors, parking, city life, urban life, modern life, modern times, shortcut, shortcuts, illegal, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, city parking
'So, what's this flashmob all about, and who organised it?'