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A subway magician pulls a rat out of his hat.
God changes the channel with his remote.
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"I'm going back to my room, where the media is a little less mainstream."
"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"
"Don't look a gift horse in the ass, either."
"It's time to get the couch gutters cleaned again."
'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'
'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'
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'Dad doesn't get my self defecating humor.'
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To their complete revulsion, Dan and his friends overhear too much information from Dan's mother.
'Don't go near the sludge!'
"Don't worry about serving chicken to a vegetarian, Carmen. We all make mistakes. I once mistook a mop bucket for a soup pot."
"You guys haven't seen my wife by any chance? I left her on a sandwich just like this one only 5 minutes ago..."
'STILL working with all those family allowances?'
Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?
'I'm sorry, but I make it a practice not to date men who turn my stomach.'
"Here's to consensual sex - if it doesn't work out at least we can revel in corporate disgust!"