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'Oh gosh! What a shame! Our 20 year old set of dishes smashed to bits! Well, time to get some new ones!'
"The Pasta Muerta is very good today."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, suggestion, suggestions, suggest, recommend, recommendation, recommendations, food, meal, meals, dish, dishes, pasta, muerta, today's special, menu, menus, death, dead, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, scythe, scythes, word play, wordplay
Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher
Tags:castle, castles, moat, moats, drawbridge, drawbridges, bridge, bridges, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, medieval, draw bridge, draw bridges, horse, horses, dish, dishes, plate, plates, cup, cups, pot, pots, dishware, dishwasher, dishwashers, dish washer, dish washer, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, open, opened, opening
"Joel! Killer crust!"
Tags:meal, meals, dish, dishes, food, cooking, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, home cooking, homecooking, homemade, home chef, home chefs, man, men, househusband, househusbands, pie, pies, crust, baker, bakers, baking, compliment, compliments, complimenting, man, men, hobby, hobbies, leisure, dinner party, dinner parties
"When 'Hey Diddle Diddle' came along, we jumped at the chance to work together."
Tags:dish, spoon, talk show, talk shows, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, dishes, spoons, hey diddle diddle, work together, works together, working together, cliche, cliches, celebrity couple, celebrity couples, couple, couples, ran away, run away, actor, actors, acting, movie star, movie stars, late night talk show, late night talk shows
"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."
Tags:art, museum, museums, gallery, galleries, painting, paintings, still-life, still life, still-lifes, still lifes, label, labels, food, quail, cilantro, fennel, confit, dish, dishes, meal, meals, restaurant, restaurants, cooking, food as art, artistic, beautiful dishes, beautiful meal, beautiful dish, beautiful meals, food art, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, modern life, eating out, dining out
The others in the office send a poignant message to Frank to stop leaving dirty dishes in the break room.
Tags:dish, dishes, dirty dishes, dirty plate, dirty plates, wash, washing, washes, washed, washing up, chore, chores, work, worker, workers, working, employee, employees, employer, employers, staff, staffing, job, jobs, manager, managers, management, boss, bosses, ceo, ceos, supervisor, close to home
"Artie, they took my bowl."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, personification, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, crimes, burglary, burglaries, robbery, robberies, home invasion, home invasions, mess, messy, tied, tied up, bound, rope, ropes, bowl, bowls, dog bowl, dog bowls, food bowl, food bowls, dish, dishes, dog dish, dog dishes, food dish, food dishes, priorities, priority, guard dog, guard dogs, useless, bad guard dog, bad guard dogs, useless guard dog, useless guard dogs, security, home security
Dish Soap And A Soap Dish Sharing A Nice Laugh
'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'
Tags:nursery, nurseries, kid, kids, rhyme, rhymes, story, stories, book, books, song, songs, spoon, spoons, saucer, saucers, dish, dishes, flatware, cutlery, cutleries, plate, plates, runaway, runaways, police, police officers, cop, cops, policeman, authorities, news, reporter, reporters, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"You know you have my support on pork and beans, but where do you stand on chicken and dumplings?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pig, pigs, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, livestock, poultry, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, conversation, conversations, food, pork, beans, pork and beans, dumplings, chicken and dumplings, dish, dishes, activism, activist, activists, animal right's, support, supporting, supportive, government, governments, politics, lobby, lobbies, lobbying, politician, politicians, vote, votes, voting, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating
"The Emperor's Nouvelle Cuisine"
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, the emperor's new clothes, hans christian andersen, emperor, emperors, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, food, plate, plates, dish, dishes, empty, invisible, new, cuisine, word play, wordplay
'It cooks great, but it won't fit in the dishwasher.'
"If I ever have children, it'll be the natural way. In vitro."
The Sterlings Disapprove
Tags:sterling, sterling silver, dish, dishes, spoon, spoons, elope, elopes, eloping, run away, ran away, mother goose, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, hey diddle diddle, nonsense, controlling, parent, parents, racism, traditional, class difference, class differences, concern, concerns, concerned, concerned parents, approval, parent, parents, parental, disapprove, disapproves, disapproving, snob, snobs, snobbery, secret marriage, secret marriages
"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, meal, meals, food, dining, eating, dish, dishes, plate, plates, steak, steaks, beef, unethical, animal rights, slaughter, butcher, butchers, butchery, cruel, cruelty, inhumane, factory farming, industrial farming, raising livestock, farm, farms, farming, animal welfare, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilt-inducing, carnivore, carnivores, meat-eater, meat-eaters
"I'll see you the day after tomorrow. Tomorrow is supposed to be cloudless."
"We're raising the children as forks."
Tags:fork, forks, spoon, spoons, dish, dishes, bowl, bowls, hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, parenting style, parenting styles, parenting technique, parenting techniques, parenting method, parenting methods, child raising, child-raising, child rearing, child-rearing, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, poem, poems, nonsense poem, nonsense poems
Tuscan Fare Of The Moment
Tags:vend, vending, vending machine, vends, machine, machines, change, dollar, dollars, ad, advert, adverts, advertising, advertise, advertisements, advertised, market, markets, marketing, dine, dining, fine dining, corporate, brand, branding, branded, consumer, consumerism, consumerist, office, offices, office life, international, international food, world food, world foods, tuscan, tuscany, pasta, pastas, bread, gourmet, gourmet food, italy, italian, italian food, italian dish, dish, dishes, dine
"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."
Tags:the owl and the pussy cat, the dish and the spoon, the dish rand away with the spoon, owl and pussy cat, hey diddle diddle, cat, cats, owl, owls, dish and spoon, plate, plates, dishes, dish, bowl, bowls, spoons, spoon, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, inter racial, inter-racial, inter racial relationships, inter-racial relationships, racial issues, poems, poem, poetry, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, lyrics, utensils, utensil, kitchen utensil, kitchen utensils, interracial marriage, inter racial marriage, inter-racial marriage
'We're extending an offer of employment to you contingent upon the results of a drug test, psychological consultation...'
'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'
"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, fork, forks, spoon, spoons, dish, dishes, plate, plates, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, mother goose, literature, children's story, children's stories, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, food, hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon
'That guy just gave us the prong!'
"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."