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'I'll have the food scare of the day.'
'The dish of the day madam? He's sitting by the window. He's 32, single, and runs a very successful art gallery.'
"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"
"Catch of the Day is the chef's wife's boyfriend."
'That's our waitress, sir - the dish of the day is on the blackboard!'
'Allow me to tell you about our house special.'
'The dish of the day is 'milk and cookies'.'
'Congratulations Johnston, you've just been voted 'dish of the day'!'
'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'
'I'll have the soup of the day, and please, make sure there is a fly in it...'
'Hey, Daisy. What's the swill of the day?'
"Best idea for a name I've had for years!"
"Today's Special is a curate melange of deconstructed odiferous bovine, freshly foraged from the abattoir floor."