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Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher
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"Oh, there's your problem—twenty years of resentment at having to do the dishes."
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"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."
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'We're extending an offer of employment to you contingent upon the results of a drug test, psychological consultation...'
"She would fall into a soft spot."
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Sprinkler dish washing.
"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."
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'I knew something was wrong when the dirty dishes kept piling up in the sink.'
'You're my best dishwasher, but the Health Department has some silly rule about using soap & water instead of your tongue.'
'I don't mind helping with the dishes, but I'll be damned if you think I'm scrubbing off six years of grime.'
"Would you like to borrow my dishwasher?"
"No, I didn't wash the paper plates. I put them in the dish washer."
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'Ma, I got that job. Get over here quick and show me how to wash dishes!'
'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'
'Now that's the sort of job for me.'
'There's an app that you can program to wash dishes. I call mine Steven!'
'I never wanted a dishwasher. I find the best place to get some peace from my teenagers is the kitchen when the sink is full of dirty dishes.'
'Washing dishes, why?'
"You can go to the anarchist rally when you've finished the dishes."
Husband washes the dishes
'And the plates here are so clean you can almost eat off them.'
"He was devastated when I broke my arm - what with the dishwasher packing up too."
'I'd like a similar dishwasher to this one. But with fewer breakages!'
'My dishwasher broke down - he's in hospital with fatigue'.
"I'm looking for a new dishwasher. I divorced the old one."