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"Oh, there's your problem—twenty years of resentment at having to do the dishes."
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"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."
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'We're extending an offer of employment to you contingent upon the results of a drug test, psychological consultation...'
Sprinkler dish washing.
"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."
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"I detect notes of black cherry with a definite undercurrent of poorly washed dishes."
'You're my best dishwasher, but the Health Department has some silly rule about using soap & water instead of your tongue.'
'I don't mind helping with the dishes, but I'll be damned if you think I'm scrubbing off six years of grime.'
"Would you like to borrow my dishwasher?"
"No, I didn't wash the paper plates. I put them in the dish washer."
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'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'
'Ma, I got that job. Get over here quick and show me how to wash dishes!'
'Now that's the sort of job for me.'
'There's an app that you can program to wash dishes. I call mine Steven!'
'I never wanted a dishwasher. I find the best place to get some peace from my teenagers is the kitchen when the sink is full of dirty dishes.'
'Washing dishes, why?'
"You can go to the anarchist rally when you've finished the dishes."
'And the plates here are so clean you can almost eat off them.'
"He was devastated when I broke my arm - what with the dishwasher packing up too."
'My dishwasher broke down - he's in hospital with fatigue'.
"No, I haven't changed the recipe. I just started washing the dishes."
Professional Dishwasher Loading Championship
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"I would be happy to help you with the dishes, Mom, but I'm afraid I'd get water in my phone."
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"You lick, I'll dry."
"I'm looking for a new dishwasher. I divorced the old one."