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Dish Soap And A Soap Dish Sharing A Nice Laugh
'We're extending an offer of employment to you contingent upon the results of a drug test, psychological consultation...'
"I'm letting him soak."
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"She would fall into a soft spot."
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Sprinkler dish washing.
"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."
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"I detect notes of black cherry with a definite undercurrent of poorly washed dishes."
'You're my best dishwasher, but the Health Department has some silly rule about using soap & water instead of your tongue.'
'I don't mind helping with the dishes, but I'll be damned if you think I'm scrubbing off six years of grime.'
"Daddy why are your hands so soft?" "That's because I'm effeminate son."
"Honestly, I don't know why we bother to live in sin..."
"No, I didn't wash the paper plates. I put them in the dish washer."
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"I'm afraid you can't keep coming to try out the dishwashers, madam."
'Ma, I got that job. Get over here quick and show me how to wash dishes!'
'... And I'll tell you something else - If I win the lottery, you're buying me a dishwasher!'
'There's an app that you can program to wash dishes. I call mine Steven!'
'Washing dishes, why?'
'And the plates here are so clean you can almost eat off them.'
'Can you do the dishes, love. I'll do the school run.'
"No, I haven't changed the recipe. I just started washing the dishes."
"You lick, I'll dry."