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Ernie McKelvey, moments before his life is touched by scandal.
Phil's last day at work
"Let the record show Mr. Clarkson as strongly opposed."
'I was like working at burger buddies and this guy was mad because his fries were like old and stuff...'
"Well, we've narrowed down our search for a new company motto. Shall we take a vote?"
"I've come up with two alternatives. We can either fess up to the shareholders or eviscerate ourselves with this really big knife."
"A noise? Oh, THAT. It wasn't anything, really. Just the final vestige of my sense of decency and fair play falling to the floor with a sickening thud. But thanks for asking, Tom."